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Rated 2 points - posted 9 years ago by mdolleris in category Television.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty. Report Abuse
53 points - added 9 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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my FAVORITE qoute
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Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail. Report Abuse
28 points - added 9 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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The truest words ever spoken.
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People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from the animals. Report Abuse
18 points - added 9 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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very funny
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"Fourteen years, down the drain." Report Abuse
Jerry says this after he vomits, thus ending his non-vomit streak.
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"I know what a reservation is" "I dont think you do" "See you know how to take the reservation, but you just dont know how to hold the reservation. And essentially thats the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take the reservation!" Report Abuse
Jerry puts the car rental customer service lady in her place after she loses his reservation.
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Maybe the dingo's got your baby! Report Abuse
13 points - added 9 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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Elaine says this in a faux Austrailian accent at a most boring party.
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Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it? Report Abuse
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"Are you master of your domain?" Report Abuse
Jerry asks George and Elaine this question during the episode about The Contest.
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No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day. Report Abuse
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I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event. Report Abuse
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Not that there's anything wrong with that! Report Abuse
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You double dipped a chip! Next time, just take one dip, and end it!! Report Abuse
3 points - added 9 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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Just end it!
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You know, just when I think you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool. Report Abuse
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Sleep is separate from That, and I don't see how sleep got all tied up and connected with That. Report Abuse
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I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men. Report Abuse
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He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me. I guess it's because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation. Report Abuse
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"You can't beat a babka." Report Abuse
Elaine says this to convince Jerry to buy a babka to take to a dinner party.
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"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function." Report Abuse
Kramer says this after he feeds a hansom cab horse some Beef-A-Reeno.
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I've yada yada'd sex. Report Abuse
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Why can't I meet a Kennedy? I saw John Junior once downtown. I was on a bus. I hit the...ding...it didn't stop. Report Abuse
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Five, ten minutes. Report Abuse
The host at the Chinese restaurant repeatedly told the gang that their table would be ready in "five, ten minutes."
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