Best Seinfeld Quotes
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1.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
53 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
Comments:
my FAVORITE qoute
Added 14 years ago by guest, 1 point
2.
Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there is no mail.
28 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
Comments:
The truest words ever spoken.
Added 14 years ago by guest, 0 points
3.
People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from the animals.
18 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
Comments:
very funny
Added 14 years ago by guest, 0 points
4.
"Fourteen years, down the drain."
Jerry says this after he vomits, thus ending his non-vomit streak.
16 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
5.
"I know what a reservation is" "I dont think you do" "See you know how to take the reservation, but you just dont know how to hold the reservation. And essentially thats the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take the reservation!"
Jerry puts the car rental customer service lady in her place after she loses his reservation.
13 points - added 15 years ago by guest -
6.
Maybe the dingo's got your baby!
13 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
Comments:
Elaine says this in a faux Austrailian accent at a most boring party.
Added 11 years ago by guest, 1 point
7.
Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it?
9 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
8.
"Are you master of your domain?"
Jerry asks George and Elaine this question during the episode about The Contest.
8 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
9.
No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day.
5 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
10.
I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event.
4 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
11.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
3 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
12.
You double dipped a chip! Next time, just take one dip, and end it!!
3 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
Comments:
Just end it!
Added 14 years ago by guest, 0 points
13.
You know, just when I think you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
14.
Sleep is separate from That, and I don't see how sleep got all tied up and connected with That.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
15.
I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
16.
He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me. I guess it's because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
17.
"You can't beat a babka."
Elaine says this to convince Jerry to buy a babka to take to a dinner party.
-2 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
18.
"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function."
Kramer says this after he feeds a hansom cab horse some Beef-A-Reeno.
-2 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
19.
I've yada yada'd sex.
-4 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
20.
Why can't I meet a Kennedy? I saw John Junior once downtown. I was on a bus. I hit the...ding...it didn't stop.
-4 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
21.
Five, ten minutes.
The host at the Chinese restaurant repeatedly told the gang that their table would be ready in "five, ten minutes."
-16 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
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