Funniest Seinfield scenes
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Kramer explains marriage to Jerry--The Engagement, Season 7
No man should plan to wed without hearing Kramer's speech. "Prisons! Man-made prisons! You're doing time!"
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George visits his mother in the hospital after she catches him in the act--The Contest, Season 4
Telling her grown, unemployed son he could "sell out Madison Square Garden" with his talent for self-pleasure is one of the greatest lines in TV history.
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Kramer and Newman play Risk--The Label Maker, Season 6
Since this episode, I've never played the game of Risk without saying the phrase: "I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!"
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Jerry debunks the Keith Hernandez spitting incident, Oliver Stone style--The Boyfriend, Season 3
A classic scene that included Jerry's loud shirt, grainy footage, "Nice game Pretty
Boy," Kramer's overreaction to the spit, "a magic loogie" and "There had to be a second spitter."
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George describes how he rescued a whale--The Marine Biologist, Season 5
George sets up the scene with this beautiful metaphor: "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man returning soup in a deli."
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George and Jerry explain shrinkage to Elaine--The Hamptons, Season 5
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George gets a massage from a man--The Note, Season 3
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Kramer is mistaken for a pimp after confronting a prostitute while wearing the Technicolor Dreamcoat--The Wig Master, Season 7
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George runs out of Jerry's bathroom when the employment office calls for Vandelay Industries--The Boyfriend, Season 3
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Kramer describes punching Mickey Mantle during a brawl at a Yankees fantasy camp--The Visa, Season 4
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Rusty the horse reacts to eating Beef-a-Reno--The Rye, Season 7
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Jerry explains the concept of reservations to the rental car attendant--The Alternate Side, Season 3
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George double dips his chip; fight ensues at memorial service--The Implant, Season 4
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George's friends see his girlfriend topless at the Hamptons--The Hamptons, Season 5
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Kramer is mistaken for being mentally challenged--The Jimmy, Season 6
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George plays Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy--The Bubble Boy, Season 4
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Kramer describes Little Jerry's first fight--The Little Jerry, Season 8
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Frank airs grievances at the Festivus Dinner--The Strike, Season 6
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Kramer and George hatch a plan to prove Jon Voight bit Kramer and the pencil in George's new car--The Mom & Pop Store, Season 6
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Jerry rescues Japanese businessmen from Kramer's chest--The Checks, Season 8
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