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Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot; add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going. Report Abuse
Carl Weathers' fascination with food escalates to this line. Perhaps the most out there quote in Arrested Development.
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Buster: Hey, hermano. Report Abuse
The brother's confusion over Marta leads to this favorite quote in Arrested Development. Short, sweet, and said in a hilarious tone by actor Tony Hale.
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GOB: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a [bleep] does for money. [Realizes children watching his magic show] …or candy! Report Abuse
Instantly quotable line from GOB. This sums up his ego really well.
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Buster: These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. Report Abuse
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[After Buster gets a prosthetic hook] Buster: I’m a monster!!! Report Abuse
This line sums up Buster's confusion throughout the series perfectly.
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Tobias: On my God, we're having a fire...sale! Report Abuse
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Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. [There is an awkward silence] Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise. Report Abuse
Micheal's line delivery is perfect, but not as great as his family's reaction.
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GOB: Oh yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Report Abuse
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This quote (and all of the 'X$ suit' comments) deserve a higher ranking. One of the top three of the whole series.
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Tobias: Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? Where's Tobias?? Oh he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in… Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate. Report Abuse
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Michael: Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken? Report Abuse
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Maebe: [noticing Tobias dressed in all leather] Didnt you get a job or something? Tobias: No, no I didnt. Unless, you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job. Report Abuse
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George Sr: There's money in the banana stand. Report Abuse
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Lucille: Oh, Michael, honey. I want to cry so bad. But I don’t think I can spare the moisture. Report Abuse
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Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind that garbage car. Michael: Guy's a pro. Report Abuse
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Lucille: Here's some money. Go see a star war. Report Abuse
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Tobias: If I may take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara-Streisand-in-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking pantsuit... Report Abuse
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George Michael: Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it bunkin' cousins! Report Abuse
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GOB: What about macaroni.…let me finish....salad? Report Abuse
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Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time. Report Abuse
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Lucille: Oh, hello, Buster. Here’s a candy bar. No, I’m withholding it. Look at me, “getting off.” Report Abuse
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