Arrested Development Quotes
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Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot; add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Carl Weathers' fascination with food escalates to this line. Perhaps the most out there quote in Arrested Development.
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Buster: Hey, hermano.
The brother's confusion over Marta leads to this favorite quote in Arrested Development. Short, sweet, and said in a hilarious tone by actor Tony Hale.
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GOB: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a [bleep] does for money. [Realizes children watching his magic show] …or candy!
Instantly quotable line from GOB. This sums up his ego really well.
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Buster: These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
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[After Buster gets a prosthetic hook] Buster: I’m a monster!!!
This line sums up Buster's confusion throughout the series perfectly.
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Tobias: On my God, we're having a fire...sale!
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Michael: I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job. [There is an awkward silence] Something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
Micheal's line delivery is perfect, but not as great as his family's reaction.
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GOB: Oh yeah, the guy in the $4000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!
7 points - added 14 years ago by futuremedia - 1 comment
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This quote (and all of the 'X$ suit' comments) deserve a higher ranking. One of the top three of the whole series.
Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points
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Tobias: Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? Where's Tobias?? Oh he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in… Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate.
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Michael: Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
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Maebe: [noticing Tobias dressed in all leather] Didnt you get a job or something? Tobias: No, no I didnt. Unless, you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.
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George Sr: There's money in the banana stand.
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Lucille: Oh, Michael, honey. I want to cry so bad. But I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
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Wayne Jarvis: I shall hide behind that garbage car. Michael: Guy's a pro.
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Lucille: Here's some money. Go see a star war.
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Tobias: If I may take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara-Streisand-in-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking pantsuit...
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George Michael: Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it bunkin' cousins!
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GOB: What about macaroni.…let me finish....salad?
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Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
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Lucille: Oh, hello, Buster. Here’s a candy bar. No, I’m withholding it. Look at me, “getting off.”
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