1.
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
I hope this child doesn’t go to a public school …
10 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
2.
Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani)
I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean… is it foreign?
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
3.
Mercy (Ralph Fienne)
Is this supposed to be what others do to a child with this name?
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
4.
Kal-el Coppola (Nicholas Cage)
I wonder if they were smoking and saw a movie upside down and then wrote this out with their left hand …
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
5.
Titan (Ralph Fienne)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
6.
Hero (Ralph Fienne)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
7.
Seven (Erykah Badu)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
8.
Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
9.
Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
10.
Dweezil (Frank Zappa)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
11.
Fifi Trixibelle (Paula Yates)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
12.
Satchel (Mia Farrow)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
13.
Daisy Boo (Julia Oliver)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
14.
Rumer Glenn (Bruce Willis)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
15.
Maddox Chivan Thornton (Angelina Jolie)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
16.
Zowie (David Bowie)
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
17.
Sean Preston (Brittany Spears)
-6 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
18.
Violet (Jennifer Gardner)
It’s only reasonable because of “Willy Wonka”
-7 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
19.
River Jude (Arlyn Phoenix)
-7 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
20.
Brooklyn (Victoria Beckham)
-7 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
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