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Top 20 Hipster Fashions

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The best, but mostly the worst, of hipster fashion.

Rated 1 point - posted 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal in category Other.
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Grey Hair Report Abuse
Yeah, these 20 and 30 somethings are purposefully dying their hair gray. Ironic? Or maybe it's just idiotic. It's often a fine line.
79 points - added 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal -

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Men With Beer Bellies Report Abuse
How can anorexic men and beer bellied men both be in style at the same time? I have no idea.
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Absurd Facial Hair Report Abuse
Handlebar mustaches, pork chop sideburns, huge overgrown mountain-man beards ... let me let you boys in on a little secret ... you will always look better if you shave that sh*t off. 5 o'clock shadow is fine, and a little stubble can look kind of sexy, but no girl is thinking that your pedophile mustache looks hot. No one.
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Trucker Hats Report Abuse
I blame Ashton Kutcher. These strangely shaped baseball hats are highly unflattering and really just make possibly intelligent people look stupid. Nice.
10 points - added 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal -

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Ironic T-Shirts Report Abuse
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Pork Pie Hats Report Abuse
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Large Siberian Furry Hats Report Abuse
Often worn in summer months, these hats are absurd.
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Hiawatha Headband Report Abuse
Take a very very thin leather strap and then tie it around your forehead OVER your hair. The idea is that it does nothing to hold your hair in place and it kind of makes you look retarded.
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Over-sized Belt Buckles Report Abuse
I'll admit that the over-sized belt buckle can look really cool and rock n' roll. The problem? Sitting down. Yeah, then you get stabbed in the stomach by you huge (often pointy-edged) belt buckle. I guess we must accept a certain amount of pain with our fashion.
3 points - added 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal -

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Large Farmer Straw Hats Report Abuse
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Anything from American Apparel Report Abuse
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Neon Sunglasses Report Abuse
The bigger the frames the better, apparently. I once saw a guy strolling through Williamsburg with gigantic neon green sunglasses that easily covered half of his face. Why?
-4 points - added 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal -

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Woodland Creatures Report Abuse
Apparently, hipsters love things with deer, birds, chipmunks, squirrels, etc printed on them.
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The Keffiyah Report Abuse
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Gigantic Purses Report Abuse
Not only are these huge hobo-esque bags super popular, but often I've seen girls use them as weapons, accidentally bowling people over with them while they're trying to get them and their stupidly large purse onto a subway.
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Men in Skinny Skinny Jeans Report Abuse
There is something creepy about men (especially non-anorexic men) wearing super skinny skin-tight jeans. Sometimes they're so tight they look like they may have been sewn on, giving guys a weird duck-like swagger to their walk. Seriously guys, just buy a size or two larger next time. No need to steal your girlfriend's jeans.
-10 points - added 12 years ago by missdeweydecimal -

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Neon things Report Abuse
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Greasy unwashed hair Report Abuse
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Anorexic Men Report Abuse
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Men in Pink Report Abuse
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