Top 20 Hipster Fashions
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The best, but mostly the worst, of hipster fashion.
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1.
Grey Hair
Yeah, these 20 and 30 somethings are purposefully dying their hair gray. Ironic? Or maybe it's just idiotic. It's often a fine line.
79 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
2.
Men With Beer Bellies
How can anorexic men and beer bellied men both be in style at the same time? I have no idea.
63 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
3.
Absurd Facial Hair
Handlebar mustaches, pork chop sideburns, huge overgrown mountain-man beards ... let me let you boys in on a little secret ... you will always look better if you shave that sh*t off. 5 o'clock shadow is fine, and a little stubble can look kind of sexy, but no girl is thinking that your pedophile mustache looks hot. No one.
13 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
4.
Trucker Hats
I blame Ashton Kutcher. These strangely shaped baseball hats are highly unflattering and really just make possibly intelligent people look stupid. Nice.
10 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
5.
Ironic T-Shirts
5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
6.
Pork Pie Hats
5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
7.
Large Siberian Furry Hats
Often worn in summer months, these hats are absurd.
5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
8.
Hiawatha Headband
Take a very very thin leather strap and then tie it around your forehead OVER your hair. The idea is that it does nothing to hold your hair in place and it kind of makes you look retarded.
5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
9.
Over-sized Belt Buckles
I'll admit that the over-sized belt buckle can look really cool and rock n' roll. The problem? Sitting down. Yeah, then you get stabbed in the stomach by you huge (often pointy-edged) belt buckle. I guess we must accept a certain amount of pain with our fashion.
3 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
10.
Large Farmer Straw Hats
2 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
11.
Anything from American Apparel
2 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
12.
Neon Sunglasses
The bigger the frames the better, apparently. I once saw a guy strolling through Williamsburg with gigantic neon green sunglasses that easily covered half of his face. Why?
-4 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
13.
Woodland Creatures
Apparently, hipsters love things with deer, birds, chipmunks, squirrels, etc printed on them.
-5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
14.
The Keffiyah
-5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
15.
Gigantic Purses
Not only are these huge hobo-esque bags super popular, but often I've seen girls use them as weapons, accidentally bowling people over with them while they're trying to get them and their stupidly large purse onto a subway.
-5 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
16.
Men in Skinny Skinny Jeans
There is something creepy about men (especially non-anorexic men) wearing super skinny skin-tight jeans. Sometimes they're so tight they look like they may have been sewn on, giving guys a weird duck-like swagger to their walk. Seriously guys, just buy a size or two larger next time. No need to steal your girlfriend's jeans.
-10 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
17.
Neon things
-20 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
18.
Greasy unwashed hair
-25 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
19.
Anorexic Men
-26 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
20.
Men in Pink
-27 points - added 14 years ago by missdeweydecimal -
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