1.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I don’t know who would honestly think this would work, and I really don’t want to meet the girl it would work on.
21 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
2.
Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
9 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
3.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
This not only says something about how old you are, but it is guaranteed to get a groan.
2 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
4.
If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second.
2 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
5.
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
I’d rather call you gone. Any guy that needs to rely on this horrible of an opening isn’t going to be doing anyone any good.
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
6.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Yes, because sleeping in would make it all better….
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
7.
Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
8.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
9.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me.
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
10.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
11.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
12.
I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house?
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
13.
You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt?
0 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
14.
I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I think if any guy but Quagmire seriously tried this, I’d never go into another bar alone again.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by kris -
15.
One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by kris -
16.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date?
-1 point - added 14 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
That's cute haha
Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points
17.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by kris -
18.
Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
-1 point - added 14 years ago by kris -
19.
Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be.
-2 points - added 14 years ago by kris -
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