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Worst Ways to Start a Conversation

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The worst ways to try and get a girl to talk to you.

Rated 1 point - posted 11 years ago by kris in category Other.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Report Abuse
I don’t know who would honestly think this would work, and I really don’t want to meet the girl it would work on.
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Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? Report Abuse
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. Report Abuse
This not only says something about how old you are, but it is guaranteed to get a groan.
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If beauty were an hour, you’d be a second. Report Abuse
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Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good. Report Abuse
I’d rather call you gone. Any guy that needs to rely on this horrible of an opening isn’t going to be doing anyone any good.
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If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Report Abuse
Yes, because sleeping in would make it all better….
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Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you. Report Abuse
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Report Abuse
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? Some little kid with wings just shot me. Report Abuse
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Report Abuse
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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. Report Abuse
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I’m new in town — can I have directions to your house? Report Abuse
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You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book. So, how bad is one more going to hurt? Report Abuse
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I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Report Abuse
I think if any guy but Quagmire seriously tried this, I’d never go into another bar alone again.
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One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there. Report Abuse
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Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, can I at least have a date? Report Abuse
-1 point - added 11 years ago by kris - 1 comment
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That's cute haha
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Report Abuse
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Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? Report Abuse
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Your body’s name must be Visa; because it’s everywhere I want to be. Report Abuse
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