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Even out of context these lines are sure to make you groan.

Rated 0 points - posted 15 years ago by kris in category Movies.
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"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." – Battlefield Earth Report Abuse
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”You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” – X-Men Report Abuse
Now there’s a threat that makes me wonder if she’s crazy as well as powerful, which in the end is actually very scary.
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“I’m Gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble, Gobble.” – Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me Report Abuse
Definitely the most macho thing to stay when breaking up with someone.
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“Love means never having to say you’re Sorry” – Love Story Report Abuse
Yeah, if by love you mean a relationship that won’t last more than a week.
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“It’s a free country….or at least, it will be!” – The Patriot Report Abuse
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"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work." – Dune Report Abuse
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 “I've been taking my temperature and I know I'm ovulating right now. The ground is ready, I just need someone to plant the seed.” – The Big Chill Report Abuse
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“A dingo ate my baby!” – A Cry in the Dark Report Abuse
Not something you normally hear people say.
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“You’re why cavemen write on Walls.” – As Good as it Gets Report Abuse
Yes, it’s always very romantic to imply that a woman was old enough to be around cavemen.
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“I'm a dynamite fisher-person. I just can't put the wormy on the hooky.” – Raising the Titanic Report Abuse
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"At least they won't be using heroin-flavoured bananas to finance revolutions." – GoldFinger Report Abuse
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"I know it was dead because I like poked it with a stick." – River’s Edge Report Abuse
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"You realize, once we cut it off, it won't grow back! I mean, it isn't like hair, or fingernails, or toenails, you know!" – Mya Breckinridge Report Abuse
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"Yes, I'm a man of God, but I'm a sexy man of God." – Raising Helen Report Abuse
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"The Valkyrie at my side is laughing with the pure bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter!" – Sin City Report Abuse
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"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?" – Casablanca Report Abuse
Because it’s so hard to tell the difference
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“I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?” - The Jerk Report Abuse
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“Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.” – The Adventures of Ford Farlaine Report Abuse
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“Put the bunny back in the box” – Con Air Report Abuse
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." – They Live Report Abuse
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