Stupidest Celebrity Quotes by a Female Performer
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A Collection of unbelievable sayings from the top female performers of our decade!
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"Let's get one thing straight, crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Crack is wack!" - Whitney Houston
72 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"What is the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?" - Paris Hilton
44 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
3.
“What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?” – Paris Hilton
28 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid” - Paris Hilton
This one just raises my ebrow every time I hear it!
23 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"You know how the Beatles broke off, they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger!" - Kelly Rowland
10 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"If you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we'd have no terrorists left." – Tara Reid
9 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera
8 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada” - Britney Spears
8 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa” – Brittney Spears
I heard that while she was a child star working with Disney she was home schooled - must have missed alot of her geography classes!
5 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!" - Barbi Benton
5 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness” - Alicia Silverstone
5 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff” - Mariah Carey
I think she was missing the whole picture with that comment!
4 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life” -Brooke Shields
3 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"Is it kinda weird that I'm getting a little bit emotionable?" - Jessica Simpson
3 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“I Feel my best when I'm happy” -Winona Ryder
3 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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"I like her (Jennifer Aniston) cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. Its not like she's gorgeous or anything" - Kimberly Stewart
2 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea” -Jessica Simpson
To this day - I still cannot open a can of tuna without having this quote run through my head !!
-1 point - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me”- Jessica Simpson
Classic Jessica Simpson! Maybe it's acting & maybe it's not but she takes it to the bank for sure!
-1 point - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“Every minute was more exciting than the next”- Linda Evans
-3 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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“Fiction writing is great You can make up almost anything” -Ivana Trump
-3 points - added 14 years ago by working-girl-usa -
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