THINGS YOUR MEDICAL LAB TECH WON’ TELL YOU
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A few things the person drawing your blood knows, but won't share...
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1.
SOMETIMES WE MISS ON PURPOSE.
Enough said!
2 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
2.
YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST TO CALL ME A VAMPIRE
.....and you won't be the last!
2 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
3.
FIGHTING MAKES IT HURT WORSE
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4.
WE ARE NOT DOCTORS PLEASE DON’T ASK US TO DIAGNOSE YOU
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5.
NURSES ARE THE WORST PATIENTS
1 point - added 15 years ago by clementine -
6.
NO, YOUR SCREAMING CHILD IS NOT CUTE
1 point - added 15 years ago by clementine -
7.
GLOVES ARE OPTIONAL UNLESS YOU HAVE A BLOODBORNE DISEASE
But we wear them anyway!
0 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
8.
WE NICK NAME YOU BASED ON YOUR VEINS AND ATTIRE
So....."Red Shirt Rotten Veins" step right up, please.
0 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
9.
YES, WE ARE GROSSED OUT BY THE FAKE TAN AND DIRT ON THE ALCOHOL PAD.
We do notice this stuff--if you can see it, we can too!
0 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
10.
YOU DO HAVE BAD BREATH
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11.
YOUR RESULTS COME BACK IN 20 MINUTES. NOT 2 WEEKS
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12.
IF YOU GOT A BRUISE, WE DID SOMETHING WRONG
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13.
NO, THE TOURNIQUET DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THAT TIGHT
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14.
I KNOW YOU BRUSHED PAST MY CHEST ON PURPOSE
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15.
MOST DOCTORS HAVEN’T STUCK SINCE MED SCHOOL.
0 points - added 15 years ago by clementine -
16.
IF SOMEONE STUCK YOU MORE THAN TWICE, YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN
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17.
DEODARANT SHOULDN’T BE OPTIONAL
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18.
VEINS DON’T ROLL, YOU HAD A BAD TECH
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19.
A BUTTERFLY IS THE SAME SIZE AS A STANDARD. IT JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT
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20.
, WE NOTICED YOUR LEGS ARENT SHAVED
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