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Worst mixed martial arts fighter nicknames

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MMA fighters often have clever or intimidating nicknames to set them apart from the crowd. These fighters' nicknames leave a little to be desired.

Rated 1 point - posted 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl in category Sports.
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Joe “J-Lau” Lauzon Report Abuse
Much like Kenny “Kenflo” Florian, it’s like Lauzon couldn’t be bothered trying to be clever. It’s not as if nicknames are mandatory. He could’ve just gone without one. Also, does this name make anyone else think of Jennifer Lopez?
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Frank “Twinkle Toes” Trigg Report Abuse
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Dan "Hendo" Henderson Report Abuse
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Kenny “Ken-flo” Florian Report Abuse
It’s like he’s not even trying. Fighter nicknames are supposed to be clever or intimidating. This one is neither.
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Lyle "Fancypants" Beerbohm Report Abuse
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Vladimir “The Janitor” Matyushenko Report Abuse
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“Sugar” Rashad Evans Report Abuse
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Josh “The People’s Warrior” Berkman Report Abuse
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Elvis “The King of Rock ‘n Rumble” Sinosic Report Abuse
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Rafaello “Tractor” Olivera Report Abuse
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Ricco “Suave” Rodriguez Report Abuse
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Matt "Handsome" Wiman Report Abuse
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Tito “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Ortiz Report Abuse
By design, nicknames are supposed to be shorter than the person’s real name. This “nickname” is almost twice as long.
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Josh “The Dentist” Neer Report Abuse
I get it. He knocks his opponents’ teeth out. Still, it makes me think of Hermey, the elf who wanted to be a dentist in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
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Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver Report Abuse
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Jeff “The Snowman” Monson Report Abuse
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Brandon "The Truth" Vera Report Abuse
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Rich "No Love" Clementi Report Abuse
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Tamdan “The Barncat” McCrory Report Abuse
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Sean “Muscle Shark” Sherk Report Abuse
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Jeff “Big Frog” Curran Report Abuse
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Chuck "The Nice Man" Liddell Report Abuse
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Matt “The Terra” Serra Report Abuse
While “Terra” might well sound like “Terror” and rhyme with “Serra,” it actually means “Earth” in Latin. Most often, announcers are forced to make some sort of reference to terror in order to make this nickname make sense.
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