Worst mixed martial arts fighter nicknames
23 items ranked
MMA fighters often have clever or intimidating nicknames to set them apart from the crowd. These fighters' nicknames leave a little to be desired.
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1.
Joe “J-Lau” Lauzon
Much like Kenny “Kenflo” Florian, it’s like Lauzon couldn’t be bothered trying to be clever. It’s not as if nicknames are mandatory. He could’ve just gone without one. Also, does this name make anyone else think of Jennifer Lopez?
29 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
2.
Frank “Twinkle Toes” Trigg
29 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
3.
Dan "Hendo" Henderson
18 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
4.
Kenny “Ken-flo” Florian
It’s like he’s not even trying. Fighter nicknames are supposed to be clever or intimidating. This one is neither.
6 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
5.
Lyle "Fancypants" Beerbohm
5 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
6.
Vladimir “The Janitor” Matyushenko
3 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
7.
“Sugar” Rashad Evans
0 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
8.
Josh “The People’s Warrior” Berkman
-1 point - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
9.
Elvis “The King of Rock ‘n Rumble” Sinosic
-1 point - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
10.
Rafaello “Tractor” Olivera
-1 point - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
11.
Ricco “Suave” Rodriguez
-1 point - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
12.
Matt "Handsome" Wiman
-2 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
13.
Tito “The Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Ortiz
By design, nicknames are supposed to be shorter than the person’s real name. This “nickname” is almost twice as long.
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
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Josh “The Dentist” Neer
I get it. He knocks his opponents’ teeth out. Still, it makes me think of Hermey, the elf who wanted to be a dentist in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
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Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
16.
Jeff “The Snowman” Monson
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
17.
Brandon "The Truth" Vera
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
18.
Rich "No Love" Clementi
-2 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
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Tamdan “The Barncat” McCrory
-3 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
20.
Sean “Muscle Shark” Sherk
-3 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
21.
Jeff “Big Frog” Curran
-3 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
22.
Chuck "The Nice Man" Liddell
-4 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
23.
Matt “The Terra” Serra
While “Terra” might well sound like “Terror” and rhyme with “Serra,” it actually means “Earth” in Latin. Most often, announcers are forced to make some sort of reference to terror in order to make this nickname make sense.
-4 points - added 15 years ago by smallbrowngirl -
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