Best quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide"

"I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why."

"For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking Math"

"I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill."

"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"

"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."

"Buffy, what you said, it flies in the face of everything we've ever... every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant"

"All I did was hold you and watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life"

"I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it's going to swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run... do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?"

"It's incredible. I mean, I am so juiced Giles, it's like no mortal person has ever had this much power. Ever. It's like I'm connected to everything."

"I'm just worried this whole session's gonna turn into some training montage from an 80's movie."

"Buffy, you're still the first woman I ever loved... and the strongest woman I've ever known. And I'm not advertising this to the missus... but you're still quite the hottie."

"It's just you belong at a good old-fashioned college, with keg parties, and boys, not here with Hellmouths and vampires."

"If I could just get something for the pain. It's rather a lot of pain actually. Aspirin? Anyone? Perhaps I could just be knocked unconscious?"

"I'll be sittin' at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna' be Kibbles and Bits"

"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

"I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."

"Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!"

"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."

"A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way." Season 1