1.
Sit a large vat of Vaseline on the table in front of your notebook and pen.
9 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
2.
Check your watch every 20-30 seconds.
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
3.
Make a face and wave your hand like someone farted.
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
4.
Roll your eyes at everything that is said.
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
5.
Wear earmuffs.
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
6.
Bring large telephone books and sit on them.
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
7.
Laugh at a joke 5 minutes after and yell out, “now I get it.”
2 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
8.
Slide down in your chair continually until you actually fall out.
2 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
9.
Wear a mask like you have a serious infection and watch everyone’s faces.
2 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
10.
Copy the notes word for word from the person sitting next to you.
2 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
11.
Bring a hand puppet.
1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
12.
Take off your shoes and your socks.
1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
13.
Start crying.
1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
14.
Start drooling.
1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
15.
Bring a noisy pencil sharpener and two dozen new pencils and get to work.
1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
16.
Walk around the room every 5 minutes.
0 points - added 12 years ago by guest -
17.
Blow your nose during crucial parts of the meeting.
0 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
18.
Belch loudly
0 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
19.
Stand up with authority five minutes into the meeting and demand why the meeting has been called.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
20.
Blow bubbles with your gum and make loud popping noises.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by kris -
21.
Take notes with large markers or better yet, finger paint.
-2 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
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