Top 20 Celebrity Meltodowns

Oh Ms. Houston, where to begin. There was the airport marijuana bust, the firing of Burt Bacharach, her televised drug confession, the courtroom drama at Bobby Brown's trial, the list goes on and on.

There's really too many to list. So here are the main offenses: 1. Drugs 2. Alcohol 3. Jail 4. Parole violation 5. Failure to pay child support And those are just the ones at the top of my head.

The actor/comedian has had several bouts of bad behavior, but the worst has got to be when police found him in the middle of a busy Los Angeles intersection, stoned out of his mind and screaming at passing cars. Not enough for you. Oh yeah, he also had a loaded gun in his pocket. Hospitalization soon followed.

Yes, we should all leave Britney alone, but shaving your head in the spotlight like that ... well you were just asking to be mocked. And oh what great mocking ensued.

Shoplifting? Really? C'mon now, that's just silly.

In July 2001, while this diva was busy promoting her disastrous film "Glitter" Carey all of a sudden seemed a bit out of it. On MTV's TRL, she handed out popsicles then began doing an odd sort of strip tease. "I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows," she said. Well, yeah ... don't we all. Then she left a series of strange rambling messages on her website, followed by hospitalization and "extreme exhaustion."