Best Guest Stars on The Simpsons

If you were hallucinating and you could choose one celebrity to take the form of your coyote spirit guide, wouldn't you want it to be famous country singer Johnny Cash?

Maybe it's his charm, and maybe it's his white cowboy suit made out of a special space-aged fabric designed for Elvis, but country singer Lurlene falls hard for Colonel Homer.

What's better than episodes featuring Sideshow Bob, everyone's favorite sociopathic clown? Episodes featuring Sideshow Bob and his even more evil clown brother Cecil! Let the pseudo-intellectual banter ensue!

How could Homer resist this female co-worker who loves eating, drinking beer, watching television, and drools whenever there's a donut around? He almost gives into her charms, but when they are alone in a hotel room at a convention in Capital City, Homer realizes that it's Marge that he truly loves.

It turns out Bart isn't the biggest hell-raiser in Springfield, it's Reverend Lovejoy's seemingly angelic daughter. She wins Bart's heart, but gets him in trouble at every turn. Her best line ever: ''If you tell, no one will believe you. Remember, I'm the sweet, perfect minister's daughter, and you're just yellow trash.''

If anyone was going to own a kitschy shop of retro collectibles, it would have to be John Waters. Homer loved all the knick-knacks that John sells, until Homer finds out that *gasp* John is gay. Homer reaches his breaking point in a memorable scene when Homer finds Bart dancing in drag, but in the end John teaches Homer an important lesson in tolerance after he saves him from being attacked by a herd of angry reindeer using only a Japanese Santa robot. Ah, John Waters, we love you so.

Lisa tries to befriend the new super-smart girl in class, but in the end she can't deal with the fact that Alison Taylor (Rider) is better at her in everything: school, saxophone, diorama creation. Alison and her father try to play a game with Lisa where they have to make anagrams out of celebrity names, but isn't able to compete when Alison makes "genuine class" out of the name Alec Guiness.

Page plays a Hannah Montana-esque tween-queen who Lisa tries to involve in a hare-brained scheme to achieve popularity. It turns out that she's so shallow and lazy that she even lip-syncs her inspirational speeches.

Even though his role as Hugh St. John Alastair Parkerfield, is a far stretch from his character in The Princess Bride, but his performance as the pompous British fiance of the future Lisa was excellent. But he refused to wear Homer's piggy cufflinks at the wedding, so he had to be dumped.

While Alec Baldwin is great and all, the greatest detail about this episode might just be the fact that Homer enters the world of porno, getting himself involved in the creation of the film, 'Lemony Lickit: A Series of Horny Events''