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The Most Mind-Numbing Movies

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You've seen dozens of lists of movies to watch - but what about what to avoid? There are some real mind-numbing movies out there - perhaps this list will help you avoid them.

Rated 0 points - posted 9 years ago by thewordwarrior in category Movies.
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The English Patient Report Abuse
Beautifully filmed. Superbly acted. But it never goes anywhere. The mad rambling memories of an English Patient on the battlefields of WWII. This movie would reach creshendo after creshendo and never, ever get to anything important.
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Sky Captain & the Land of Tomorrow Report Abuse
It's not the acting - it's not the filming - it's the combination. Somehow, some way, this movie got cut to pieces, glued back together again, and never quite figured out which parts were supposed to go with which. Trying to piece together what went where made my head hurt.
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Australia Report Abuse
I know - it has Hugh Jackman - but even he, for all his sexiness, can't save this movie from making you gape halfway through it.
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Speed Racer Report Abuse
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Train Spotting Report Abuse
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The Postman Report Abuse
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Safe Report Abuse
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Gerry Report Abuse
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Reign of Fire Report Abuse
I love fantasy movies - dragons and dungeons and faeries, oh my! But I couldn't get into this, I just couldn't. It has no plot, no structure, and no talent. Sad but true.
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The Fountain Report Abuse
Beware. While the initial viewing of this movie may put you to sleep, if you watch it more than once, it starts to take root in your brain - uncertain if that is a plus or a minus.
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Breakable Report Abuse
While the idea for the movie was good, there were so many slow spots in it that I actually fell asleep half a dozen times.
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Family Business Report Abuse
This movie should have been so good - the cast was phenomenal - but it never got off the ground, and slowly wound down to a painfully dull end.
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The Black Dahlia Report Abuse
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Legends of the Fall Report Abuse
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The House of the Devil Report Abuse
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Ripley's Game Report Abuse
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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues Report Abuse
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Three Colors: Blue Report Abuse
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Thin Red Line Report Abuse
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Pulp Fiction Report Abuse
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