nonsensical plot, over the top stupidly illogical stunts, bad bad bad acting. and the guy thinks hes bruce willis
69 points - added 15 years ago by guest -
2.
The English patient
I had to sit through this awful movie, I was actually mad at seeing it!
67 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
3.
127 Hours (2011)
A guy jumps off a rock (without knowing it was there, despite being the size of an average table) into a canyon, but the rock falls (inevitably), crushing his arm. You're just sat there watching him for the next hour-and-twentyfive-minutes as he is just yelling stuff, doing absolutely stupid things, including drinking all his water as he has just got down there. Then at the end, he looks at his knife, which is completely blunt, but then a few seconds later he checks again and it is sharp as can be (great movie mistake!). He cuts his arm off, and then looks at his arm and wonders what happens to it for a few seconds (derp) then places his wound in his bag (which he has peed in... what an absolute idiot, it's going to get infected). Then a helicopter just lands out of nowhere to take him back to a hospital... THE END. ( It actually feels like it is an 127 hour long film.)
19 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
4.
Spice World (1997)
11 points - added 15 years ago by redmark -
5.
Barney's Great Adventure (1998)
FLAT OUT STUPID IDEA
1 point - added 11 years ago by guest -
6.
Showgirls (1995)
1 point - added 15 years ago by redmark -
7.
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
1 point - added 15 years ago by redmark -
8.
Howard the Duck (1986)
1 point - added 15 years ago by redmark -
9.
Disaster Movie (2008)
0 points - added 15 years ago by redmark - 1 comment