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Worst Band Names Ever

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Some of them of famous, some aren't, they all have AWFUL names.

Rated 1 point - posted 9 years ago by pxc0 in category Music.
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Test Icicles Report Abuse
What were they thinking? If you're over the age of 12 you won't find this name funny. Its just juvenile and stupid and completely prevents anyone from taking you seriously as musicians.
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Hoobastank Report Abuse
I'm not sure what they were going for here, but this name sounds gross. I'm not expert, but I don't think the first reaction you want people to have when they first hear your band name is disgust.
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Limp Bizkit Report Abuse
Not only did this band really suck, their very name makes you want to punch someone. I know you're trying to get street cred, but your super cool, renegade spelling of biscuit isn't cutting it. What the hell is the name supposed to mean anyway?
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Hootie & The Blowfish Report Abuse
Yes, this is a really really silly name, especially when you consider the type of music they played. What's more, for the rest of his life lead singer Darius Rucker has to remind people that he's not named Hootie.
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Korn Report Abuse
So you're trying to get your badass, hardcore Nu-Metal band noticed. I've got it, why don't you name them after a vegetable, but change the spelling to make it more "street"? Brilliant idea! Here's a million dollars!
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Chumbawamba Report Abuse
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Goo Goo Dolls Report Abuse
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The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band Report Abuse
Pathetic name for such a good band
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Archers of Loaf Report Abuse
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WHAM! Report Abuse
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Staind Report Abuse
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The The Report Abuse
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Puddle of Mudd Report Abuse
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Nickelback Report Abuse
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Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Report Abuse
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Enuff Z'nuff Report Abuse
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butthole surfurs Report Abuse
their name is what they are
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Kajagoogoo Report Abuse
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!!! Report Abuse
Nic Offer seriously needs help if he agreed to this. oh, not to mention un-google-able
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boned Report Abuse
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Sunn O)))) Report Abuse
way to go, you named yourselves after the amps that sponsor you, and you have a doodle of sound waves in you name. great job
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Of Montreal Report Abuse
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blink-182 Report Abuse
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Matchbox 20 Report Abuse
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Live Report Abuse
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Van Halen Report Abuse
Use your last name. REALLY creative
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Jackson 5 really?
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