1.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
39 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
2.
If you switch the 'W' with 'T' in When, What, Where you get the answer to each.
top 5 for sure
36 points - added 5 years ago by guest -
3.
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
31 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
😆 funny!
Added 4 years ago by guest, 0 points
4.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
27 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
5.
If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
Hmmm?
26 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
6.
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
25 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
More like kitty puree!
Added 6 years ago by guest, 4 points
7.
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
Who knows why things are called what they are called? Hmm.
18 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
Funny, good job
Added 8 years ago by guest, 3 points
8.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
16 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
Wasted your time!
Added 6 years ago by guest, 1 point
9.
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Another "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright
14 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
That is quite a humor!!
Added 6 years ago by guest, -1 points
10.
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
14 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 2 comments
Comments:
where does it say Superman is smart?
Added 6 years ago by guest, 2 points
I never got that either. its the same for batman.
Added 12 years ago by guest, -2 points
11.
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Good question!
13 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
12.
Why is a building called a building if it's already built?
It really makes you go hmmm
12 points - added 6 years ago by guest -
13.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
12 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
Or would you just explode when they meet?
Added 6 years ago by guest, -2 points
14.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
15.
If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
11 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
why
Added 6 years ago by guest, 4 points
16.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
10 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 2 comments
Comments:
Super funny. But cats are my favorite.ppp
Added 5 years ago by guest, -2 points
yes u did
Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points
17.
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
10 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
Its illegal to lie in court so yah they do
Added 5 years ago by guest, -2 points
18.
If you say your stupid, then someone dumber than you calls you stupid, whos the stupid one?
8 points - added 5 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
It's not grammar, stupid. It's spelling. But...hmmm, could the two spelling errors in this post about being stupid actually be intentional? Hmmm.
Added 4 years ago by guest, -1 points
The one who posted this. Check you're (SP) grammar.
Added 4 years ago by guest, -1 points
19.
chicken meat is called chicken, duck meat is called duck, rabbit meat is called rabbit. But why is deer meat called venison, cow meat called beef, and pig meat called pork
6 points - added 6 years ago by guest -
20.
if a tree falls in the forest and no one heres it does it make a sound?
no one knows the answer
6 points - added 12 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
heres???
Added 5 years ago by guest, 0 points
If the person who posted this knew how to spell "hears" would he / she still be a moh-ron? ; - )
Added 6 years ago by guest, 9 points
21.
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
A "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright.
6 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
22.
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
5 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
23.
Why are there brail buttons on drive-thru ATM's ??
A very good question that no one ever thought about from Kerry with a K
4 points - added 5 years ago by guest -
24.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
4 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
It varies from person to person.
Added 4 years ago by guest, 0 points
25.
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
3 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
Isn’t it obvi? Girl Scouts
Added 4 years ago by guest, 1 point
26.
Is it called sand because its in between sea and land?
2 points - added 6 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Yes. Why else would it be called sand? Hmmmm..... unless it was named sand before sea and land, and maybe sea and land were based off of the word sand..?..
Added 4 years ago by guest, 1 point
27.
Say this to bullys
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
1 point - added 3 years ago by guest -
28.
Lol
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
1 point - added 3 years ago by guest -
29.
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
Comments:
What if you jog sideways :D
Added 5 years ago by guest, 1 point
30.
Bully: well well well if it isn't the new kid/ new kid: well well well if it is a spoiled brat/ bully: what did u call me!?/ new kid: spoiled brat are u deaf
Say this is u are bullied on your first day of school
-1 point - added 3 years ago by guest -
31.
If there are 60 seconds in a minute, and 60 minutes in an hour, why aren't ther 60 hours in a day
-1 point - added 5 years ago by guest -
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