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20 things that make you go "hmmm"

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Did you ever wonder about these sayings? Hmmm.

Rated 9 points - posted 12 years ago by dspsfarm in category Other.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Report Abuse
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If you switch the 'W' with 'T' in When, What, Where you get the answer to each. Report Abuse
top 5 for sure
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If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? Report Abuse
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😆 funny!
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Report Abuse
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If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get? Report Abuse
Hmmm?
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? Report Abuse
25 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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More like kitty puree!
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow? Report Abuse
Who knows why things are called what they are called? Hmm.
17 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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Funny, good job
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Report Abuse
16 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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Wasted your time!
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If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? Report Abuse
Another "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright
14 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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That is quite a humor!!
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If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? Report Abuse
14 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 2 comments
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where does it say Superman is smart?
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I never got that either. its the same for batman.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? Report Abuse
Good question!
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Why is a building called a building if it's already built? Report Abuse
It really makes you go hmmm
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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? Report Abuse
12 points - added 12 years ago by dspsfarm - 1 comment
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Or would you just explode when they meet?
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If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? Report Abuse
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why
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Report Abuse
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If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Report Abuse
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Super funny. But cats are my favorite.ppp
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yes u did
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In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Report Abuse
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Its illegal to lie in court so yah they do
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If you say your stupid, then someone dumber than you calls you stupid, whos the stupid one? Report Abuse
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It's not grammar, stupid. It's spelling. But...hmmm, could the two spelling errors in this post about being stupid actually be intentional? Hmmm.
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The one who posted this. Check you're (SP) grammar.
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chicken meat is called chicken, duck meat is called duck, rabbit meat is called rabbit. But why is deer meat called venison, cow meat called beef, and pig meat called pork Report Abuse
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if a tree falls in the forest and no one heres it does it make a sound? Report Abuse
no one knows the answer
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heres???
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If the person who posted this knew how to spell "hears" would he / she still be a moh-ron? ; - )
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If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? Report Abuse
A "hmmm" moment from Steven Wright.
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If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Report Abuse
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Why are there brail buttons on drive-thru ATM's ?? Report Abuse
A very good question that no one ever thought about from Kerry with a K
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If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? Report Abuse
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Isn’t it obvi? Girl Scouts
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Report Abuse
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It varies from person to person.
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Is it called sand because its in between sea and land? Report Abuse
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Yes. Why else would it be called sand? Hmmmm..... unless it was named sand before sea and land, and maybe sea and land were based off of the word sand..?..
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Say this to bullys Report Abuse
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
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Lol Report Abuse
If they say "bitch" to u say "bitch is a dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are buetiful"
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If there are 60 seconds in a minute, and 60 minutes in an hour, why aren't ther 60 hours in a day Report Abuse
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If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? Report Abuse
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What if you jog sideways :D
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Bully: well well well if it isn't the new kid/ new kid: well well well if it is a spoiled brat/ bully: what did u call me!?/ new kid: spoiled brat are u deaf Report Abuse
Say this is u are bullied on your first day of school
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