1.
Enhance your "on hold" line
Instead of bumming out people who are on telephone hold, clue them in about your business. Record messages about service, length of time in business, answers to commonly asked questions, how your employees can help them in any way.
22 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
2.
Make it easy.
Nothing turns a customer away faster than making them wait, making the check-out process difficult or not being able to easily park to access your facility.
8 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
3.
go on omegle
Everyone needs to relax whilst on webcam to get themselves in the correct frame of mind.
6 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
4.
Pet shop exlusive
If any of yur stock dies, don't throw it out. dead animals are perfect with a bit of BBQ source, just ask the asians....dog! yummy!
5 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
5.
Have a quality product.
Customers whom perceive your product as the best quality at the best price will return again and again.
4 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
6.
Masturbate
have a quick one before any board meetings to relieve stress related problems to give the best presentation
1 point - added 14 years ago by guest -
7.
eat some cake
everybody loves cake, take some to board meetings
1 point - added 14 years ago by guest -
8.
Reward employees who provide superior service.
1 point - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
9.
Educate your customers
Your customers need to know about sales, new products, hours, location, directions, parking, fax numbers, guarantees, credit cards accepted and delivery options. The more they know, the more they return.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
10.
Go above and beyond.
Treat every customer as an individual and they will return.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
11.
Have competitive advantages.
Suberb service is one marketable advantage.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
12.
Restructure your company around the notion of giving the customer whatever the customer wants.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
13.
See your company through your customer's eyes.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
14.
Forge relationships with your customers. Offer extra convenience.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
15.
Unsurpassed service can rate premium prices. Strive for unsurpassed service.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
16.
Know your competition.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
17.
Value your existing customers.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
18.
Promise only service you have tested and know you can deliver.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
19.
Spend money on things that give customers value.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
20.
Train employees to handle customer complaints. If handled appropriately, ever complainer should become a lifelong customer.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
21.
Give employees the authority they need to satisfy customers
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
22.
Continually monitor your service and track all complaints so you can fix the problems.
0 points - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
23.
Realize service is more than smiling sales reps and money-back guarantees.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
24.
Aim for 100% reliability and communicate that goal throughout your company.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by dspsfarm -
25.
Starting up a Brothel
Staring a brothel can be hard, a peice of advertisement can go a long way, maybe give out free samples and make sure your stock if free of STI's and STD's such as BLUE WAFFEL.
When presenting your hoes for advertisement or anything else, remember to keep the fat ones locked up in the back for the glory holes where they will not cause panic or discomfort.
-8 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
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