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Most memorable movie one-liners

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Rated 10 points - posted 14 years ago by gopher in category Movies.
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"I'll be back" (The Terminator) Report Abuse
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"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." (Godfather) Report Abuse
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"Why so serious?" (The Dark Knight) Report Abuse
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"The name's Bond. James Bond." (Dr. No) Report Abuse
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"He-e-e-e-re's Johnny!" (The Shining) Report Abuse
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat." (Jaws) Report Abuse
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Surprisingly this quote, which I think should be #1, wasn't even listed on a poster is recently read.
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"You want to be a big cop in a small town? F@ck off up the model village then" (Hot Fuzz) Report Abuse
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This movie has many memorable quotes, many that are far more memorable than this. Any luck catching them swans them? for example.
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You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men) Report Abuse
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"Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl harbour " -Animal house Report Abuse
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"Say hello to my little friend!" (Scarface) Report Abuse
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"Did everyone see that, because I will not be doing it again?" (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strabger Tides) Report Abuse
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" (Gone With the Wind) Report Abuse
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The first cuss word in the movies.
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Gable's most famous line; it doubles quite well as a break-up line.
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"To infinity - and Beyond." (Toy Story) Report Abuse
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"I see dead people." (The Sixth Sense) Report Abuse
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"Hasta la vista, baby." (Terminator 2: Judgment Day) Report Abuse
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"Here's looking at you, kid." (Casablanca) Report Abuse
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Bogie at his finest.
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"You talkin' to me?" (Taxi Driver) Report Abuse
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"My precious." (The Lord of the Rings) Report Abuse
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (Apocalypse Now) Report Abuse
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"Life is like a box of chocolates." (Forrest Gump) Report Abuse
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"I'm the King of the World!" (Titanic) Report Abuse
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"Houston - we have a problem." (Apollo 13) Report Abuse
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"I am your father." (The Empire Strikes Back) Report Abuse
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Its "No, I am your father."
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This...is...SPARTA!!! Report Abuse
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"You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl) Report Abuse
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You're gonna need a bigger boat. Report Abuse
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"Yo, Adrienne!" (Rocky) Report Abuse
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"Yippy Kyay Mutha F#%ker" (Die Hard) Report Abuse
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"What is the aerial velocity of an unladen swallow?" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Report Abuse
Actually, it's hard to choose a single defining line from that film. Even narrowing it down to ten or fifty lines would not do it any justice.
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"I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally) Report Abuse
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City gent says: ''I travel on this train twice a week, so I guess that gives me some rights'' The lads answer: ''That's right mister, it's YOUR train''. City gent then says, '' I fought in the war for people like you'' ..... To which RINGO replies; ''Bet you're sorry you won'' !! LOL CLASSIC Report Abuse
'HARD DAYS NIGHT' : Train carriage scene. John, paul George & Ringo are sharing the carriage with a middle aged 'city gent'. They're having minor disagreements with the city gent; they want the window open, he wants it closed; they want the radio on, he want's it off: Ringo is famed for his ad libs and hilarious one liners - to which the above, was one of them!
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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." (The Blues Brothers) Report Abuse
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War Room!" (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) Report Abuse
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"What we've got here is... failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke) Report Abuse
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"No one puts Baby in a corner!" (Dirty Dancing) Report Abuse
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With great power comes great responsibility.... Report Abuse
How can we miss THE line that brought out the Spider Man out of Peter Parker???
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"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." (Airplane!) Report Abuse
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"You had me at 'hello.'" (Jerry Maguire) Report Abuse
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"These go to eleven." (This Is Spinal Tap) Report Abuse
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"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." (Pulp Fiction) Report Abuse
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"It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium. " (Fight Club) Report Abuse
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"Play it again, Sam" (Casablanca) Report Abuse
'As time goes by'... enough said
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It's "Play it, Sam"
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"I feel the need . . . the need for speed!" (Top Gun) Report Abuse
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"Coffee is for closers" (Glengarry Glen Ross) Report Abuse
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"Check out the big brain on Brett!" (Pulp Fiction) Report Abuse
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"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore." (Network) Report Abuse
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"Give me some sugar, baby." (Army of Darkness) Report Abuse
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry." (Love Story) Report Abuse
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"You met me at a very strange time in my life." (Fight Club) Report Abuse
I think this is the best line from the movie that sums up the Narrator's experience and as far as Fight Club movie quotes go, it's not overly used but holds a lot of weight.
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William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name. Anna: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Report Abuse
This is THE line that shook the earth beneath William Thacker (Hugh Grant)
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"He was a natural, born world shaker..." (Cool Hand Luke) Report Abuse
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"Shall we play a game?" (WarGames) Report Abuse
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To Infinity and Beyond---- (Toy Story) Report Abuse
Because when I say "To Infinity and Beyond" everyone know what I'm talking about....
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"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain." (The Wizard of Oz ) Report Abuse
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Report Abuse
Cool remark by Ripley in Aliens
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Charley don't surf. Apocalypse Now. Report Abuse
Robert Duvall as a helicopter pilot in Nam, while napalming the VC in preparation for surfing.
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"One meeeellion dollars." (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery) Report Abuse
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'GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH' (Aliens - Sigourney Weaver) Report Abuse
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WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD! Report Abuse
It's the BLUE'S BROTHERS! !!!!!!!
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I will find you - I will kill you Report Abuse
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''This is my boomstick'' (Army of Darkness) Report Abuse
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"Revenge is a meal best served cold" (Man on Fire) Report Abuse
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I thought hurricane season was over Report Abuse
Pineapple express
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"King Kong aint got s**t on me!" -Training Day Report Abuse
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''Smile you son of a B***H!'' (JAWS 1975) end scene Roy Scheider Report Abuse
Who didn't shout with relief (in the cinema) at this line as the shark blew up :D
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"I can get you off..... maybe not the boat" - Alien: Resurrection - spoken by Johner - played by Ron Perlman Report Abuse
Because its one of the best and funniest lines around and people seem to forget about it.
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"The power of Christ compels you!" (The Exorcist) Report Abuse
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I knew a girl at school called Pandora, never got to see her box though. Report Abuse
Notting Hill - Spike
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? Report Abuse
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I wont shoot you Frank...........scarface Report Abuse
Because its kick ass material
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A pile of s@&t has a thousand eyes Report Abuse
Stand by me, great, hilarious movie
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"If God could do the tricks that we can do, he'd be a happy man" (The Stunt Man) Report Abuse
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I can't kiss you now, I just washed my hair Report Abuse
a very young Bette Davis,,I thought it was hilarious,,,,,,forget name of film,,,? late 30's early 40's
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"I'd like ta kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." Madge :) from Cabin in the Cotton. 1932.
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Can't you see what I'm trying to say 'I love you.' Report Abuse
Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in almost every Marx Bros. movie, when he discovers that she's wealthy.
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"Wanna play a game?" (Saw) Report Abuse
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ITS I WANT TO PLAY A GAME!
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William Thacker: [after hitting his shin on a fence while climbing over it] Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile? [Anna kisses him] Nice garden. Report Abuse
Whoa! Imagine you being kissed by Julia Roberts knowing she is Julia Roberts and not just any character played by Julia Roberts!!!
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Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble on? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them. Report Abuse
Did somebody know better what is babbling?
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Wanna see something really scary? (Twighlight Zone The Movie) Report Abuse
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Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian. Max: I didn't realize that. William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian? Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already. William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots... Keziah: Have been murdered, yes. William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly! Report Abuse
Innocence at its best.
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For tonight, we dine in hell Report Abuse
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"E.T. phone home." (E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial) Report Abuse
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