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Best Knock Knock Jokes

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Jokes that will surely make you groan.

Rated 8 points - posted 11 years ago by kris in category Other.
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knock knock! Who's there? Europe ! Europe who? No , i'm not you're a poo! Report Abuse
20 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 2 comments
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I don't get it.
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Wow i guess
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No cows go moo haha (You're a dork) Ok better one then - Knock, Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? You're yodeling and I'm the dork? Report Abuse
17 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 1 comment
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I like this
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Keith. Keith Who? Keith me Sweetheart! Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who's there? KGB! KGB wh--(SLAP!) WE will ask the questions!!! Report Abuse
Perhaps the only knock knock joke that ever made me laugh as an adult.
9 points - added 11 years ago by kris -

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. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies? Report Abuse
8 points - added 11 years ago by kris - 2 comments
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i love it lolz
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Lol so funnyyyyyyyu
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel Who? Isabel broken? I had to knock. Report Abuse
7 points - added 11 years ago by kris - 1 comment
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Hahahahahaah
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Hawaii. Hawaii Who? I’m fine, Hawaii you? Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? To. To Who? To Whom. Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Says. Says Who? Says me, that’s who! Report Abuse
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Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO! Report Abuse
I Remember this one from when I was a kid, and I’m not ashamed to say it still makes me smile.
5 points - added 11 years ago by kris - 1 comment
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lol so funny
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes! Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked. Report Abuse
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how do you make a cleanexe dance? put a little boogie in it
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Knock Knock! Who's there ? Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring ! Report Abuse
1 point - added 11 years ago by kris - 1 comment
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i get it it dishes mean this is getting boring
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Knock knock, who's there? Cannon ball. Cannon ball who? No, cannon ball you! Report Abuse
Rate dis
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ivan." "Ivan who?" "Ivan, to give you a bunny hug." Report Abuse
Ivantogiveyouabunnyhug.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out! Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!. Report Abuse
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Lol
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Cutie! Cutie who? Cutie Pie (squeeze the cheeks) Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening.... Report Abuse
-3 points - added 11 years ago by kris - 2 comments
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Some enchanted evening
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I do not get this one!!!!
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Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy Report Abuse
Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel! Report Abuse
I’m not sure this one works out very well but it’s a knock knock joke so who’s complaining.
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It works a bit better when you say "Little old lady"
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Cows go. Cows go who? No, Cows go Moooo. Report Abuse
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia Who? Ammonia little kid! Report Abuse
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Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? Report Abuse
I’d be happier if you said nothing at all…
-6 points - added 11 years ago by kris - 1 comment
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i remember this one !
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Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey? Report Abuse
This joke only makes sense if you’re old enough to know the song, which I wasn’t when I was telling knock knock jokes…
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