1.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No cows go moo haha (You're a dork) Ok better one then - Knock, Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? You're yodeling and I'm the dork?
20 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
2.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Keith. Keith Who? Keith me Sweetheart!
11 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
3.
knock knock! Who's there? Europe ! Europe who? No , i'm not you're a poo!
9 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
4.
Knock Knock! Who's there? KGB! KGB wh--(SLAP!) WE will ask the questions!!!
Perhaps the only knock knock joke that ever made me laugh as an adult.
9 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
5.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel Who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.
7 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
6.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked.
6 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
7.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? To. To Who? To Whom.
6 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
8.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Says. Says Who? Says me, that’s who!
5 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
9.
Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO!
I Remember this one from when I was a kid, and I’m not ashamed to say it still makes me smile.
3 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
10.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes!
3 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
11.
. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
3 points - added 3 years ago by kris - 2 comments
Comments:
i love it lolz
Added 4 months ago by guest, -1 points
Lol so funnyyyyyyyu
Added 6 months ago by guest, 1 point
12.
Knock Knock! Who's there ? Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring !
1 point - added 3 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
i get it it dishes mean this is getting boring
Added 28 days ago by guest, 0 points
13.
joke
how do you make a cleanexe dance? put a little boogie in it
0 points - added 28 days ago by guest -
14.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!.
0 points - added 3 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
Lol
Added 15 days ago by guest, 0 points
15.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Hawaii. Hawaii Who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
0 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
16.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ivan." "Ivan who?" "Ivan, to give you a bunny hug."
Ivantogiveyouabunnyhug.
-2 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
17.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out!
-2 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
18.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia Who? Ammonia little kid!
-2 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
19.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening....
-3 points - added 3 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
I do not get this one!!!!
Added 15 days ago by guest, 0 points
20.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Cows go. Cows go who? No, Cows go Moooo.
-4 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
21.
Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy
Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy
-5 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
22.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!
I’m not sure this one works out very well but it’s a knock knock joke so who’s complaining.
-5 points - added 3 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
It works a bit better when you say "Little old lady"
Added 3 days ago by guest, 0 points
23.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cutie! Cutie who? Cutie Pie (squeeze the cheeks)
-5 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
24.
Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
I’d be happier if you said nothing at all…
-6 points - added 3 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
i remember this one !
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
25.
Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
This joke only makes sense if you’re old enough to know the song, which I wasn’t when I was telling knock knock jokes…
-6 points - added 3 years ago by kris -
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