1.
knock knock! Who's there? Europe ! Europe who? No , i'm not you're a poo!
20 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
I don't get it.
Added 11 years ago by guest, 3 points
Wow i guess
Added 11 years ago by guest, 1 point
2.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No cows go moo haha (You're a dork) Ok better one then - Knock, Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? You're yodeling and I'm the dork?
17 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
I like this
Added 8 years ago by Entinty 303, 0 points
3.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Keith. Keith Who? Keith me Sweetheart!
14 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
4.
Knock Knock! Who's there? KGB! KGB wh--(SLAP!) WE will ask the questions!!!
Perhaps the only knock knock joke that ever made me laugh as an adult.
9 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
5.
. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
8 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 2 comments
Comments:
i love it lolz
Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points
Lol so funnyyyyyyyu
Added 12 years ago by guest, 3 points
6.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel Who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.
7 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
Hahahahahaah
Added 8 years ago by guest, 1 point
7.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Hawaii. Hawaii Who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
7 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
8.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? To. To Who? To Whom.
6 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
9.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Says. Says Who? Says me, that’s who!
6 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
10.
Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO!
I Remember this one from when I was a kid, and I’m not ashamed to say it still makes me smile.
5 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
lol so funny
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
11.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes!
4 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
12.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked.
3 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
13.
joke
how do you make a cleanexe dance? put a little boogie in it
1 point - added 11 years ago by guest -
14.
Knock Knock! Who's there ? Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring !
1 point - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
i get it it dishes mean this is getting boring
Added 11 years ago by guest, -1 points
15.
Knock knock, who's there? Cannon ball. Cannon ball who? No, cannon ball you!
Rate dis
0 points - added 8 years ago by Entinty 303 -
16.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ivan." "Ivan who?" "Ivan, to give you a bunny hug."
Ivantogiveyouabunnyhug.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by guest -
17.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you will find out!
-1 point - added 15 years ago by kris -
18.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!.
-1 point - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
Lol
Added 11 years ago by guest, 1 point
19.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cutie! Cutie who? Cutie Pie (squeeze the cheeks)
-2 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
20.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening....
-3 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 2 comments
Comments:
Some enchanted evening
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
I do not get this one!!!!
Added 11 years ago by guest, 2 points
21.
Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy
Knock Knok.Who's There Snooppy Snoppy Who I Was Just Snoppy
-5 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
22.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Old lady. Old lady, who? I didn't know you could yodel!
I’m not sure this one works out very well but it’s a knock knock joke so who’s complaining.
-5 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
It works a bit better when you say "Little old lady"
Added 11 years ago by guest, 2 points
23.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Cows go. Cows go who? No, Cows go Moooo.
-5 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
24.
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia Who? Ammonia little kid!
-5 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
25.
Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
I’d be happier if you said nothing at all…
-6 points - added 15 years ago by kris - 1 comment
Comments:
i remember this one !
Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points
26.
Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?
This joke only makes sense if you’re old enough to know the song, which I wasn’t when I was telling knock knock jokes…
-6 points - added 15 years ago by kris -
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