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Best Knock Knock Jokes

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Jokes that will surely make you groan.

Rated 4 points - posted 2 years ago by kris in category Other.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? KGB! KGB wh--(SLAP!) WE will ask the questions!!!

Perhaps the only knock knock joke that ever made me laugh as an adult.

15 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No cows go moo haha (You're a dork) Ok better one then - Knock, Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? You're yodeling and I'm the dork?

10 points - added 1 year ago by guest -

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knock knock! Who's there? Europe ! Europe who? No , i'm not you're a poo!

10 points - added 1 year ago by guest -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? To. To Who? To Whom.

8 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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. Knock Knock. Who's there? Ann. Ann who? Ann Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other Easter bunny. Knock-knock. Who's there? Maura. Maura who? Maura Easter bunnies. Knock-knock. Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?

5 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Isabel. Isabel Who? Isabel broken? I had to knock.

5 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Says. Says Who? Says me, that’s who!

2 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Please Hold. Your Knock is important to me. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked.

1 point - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop me from telling any more of these awful knock-knock jokes!

1 point - added 2 years ago by kris -

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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ivan." "Ivan who?" "Ivan, to give you a bunny hug."

Ivantogiveyouabunnyhug.

0 points - added 1 year ago by guest -

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Knock knock! who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-- ? MOOOO!

I Remember this one from when I was a kid, and I’m not ashamed to say it still makes me smile.

0 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry! It's only a joke!.

0 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Ammonia. Ammonia Who? Ammonia little kid!

-1 point - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening....

-2 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Keith. Keith Who? Keith me Sweetheart!

-2 points - added 2 years ago by kris -

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Knock Knock! Who's there? One shoe. One shoe who? One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?

This joke only makes sense if you’re old enough to know the song, which I wasn’t when I was telling knock knock jokes…