Top 20 Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Jokes

The best joke of all. The fact that school, laws, and all sorts of normally important things are suspended because a card game tournament is going on. Instead of beating someone up, a villain decides to play a card game with him/her, even if said villain could easily overpower that someone. Everyone seems to care so much about this card game that is made for children. Not sure why? Neither is LittleKuriboh!

Seto Kaiba possesses large amounts of money. Therefore, he is able to screw all sorts of rules, like being able to violate Duel Monsters rules and being able to injure and kidnap people without anyone pressing charges. Oh, money...

Bandit Keith being ridiculous and insisting that Americans are superior in everything and that everything takes place in America. He even says that American is a language. And you can't be American if you're not wearing a flag on your head. So looks like I have to move.

Everyone's favorite henchman announcing his presence and talking about his ridiculously pointy hair. His hair is apparently very important, as it is even Tristan's father. Not sure how that's possible, but it must be.

he says: Was i Right? tell me i was Right, I was Right, Right? i Soo hope i was Right!

Yugi's sexy alter ego Dan green's story and childrens trading cards come from this giant rock.

Minor characters always try to make it big and be main characters because main characters win duels and are much more important. All a minor character can do is lose to the main characters.

They were so big that 4kids actually edited out cleavage lines and gave her clothes straps. So now, everyone thinks of her as just walking cleavage with a person attached. And no one thinks that her breasts are real.