Best NFL Mascots

His name is a partial homage to the thick, southside Chicago accent and partly a nod to the original founder of the Bears franchise (A.E. Staley). The fact that his ex-girlfriend is Britney Sbears and that he’s friends with Yogi, Pooh, and Smokey only enhances his status as one of the best mascots out there.

Toro gets to ride a motorcycle, which automatically makes him cool. He’s a Taurus (duh!), and his parents’ names are Tex and Ann. Get it?

Who can't fall in love with a 7 foot St Bernard Dog

He’s a panther, so he makes a good mascot without even really trying since predatory animals are great mascots for sports teams. His bio says that he enjoys snacking on animals such as eagles, seahawks, and falcons, which is a clever little jab at other teams, which also makes him cool by default. Last, but not least, his name rhymes and is funny.

He’s one of the silliest looking, and therefore, best, mascots out there. His big cheesy smile and super cool sunglasses perfectly complement his lightning bolt-shaped head. Mascots that are representations of the actual team name, like Boltman, are the best.

It's awesome

He’s got five o’clock shadow, and he’s burly enough to carry around a steel beam, which makes him menacing enough to be considered a great mascot. Plus, his name is fun to say.