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Top 20 tips for avoiding housework

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The best ways to avoid cleaning the house

Rated 0 points - posted 14 years ago by kris in category Home.
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Open all house windows and doors Report Abuse
Very effective for clearing the dust on windy days
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Never do any cooking Report Abuse
This keeps the oven and kitchen pristine
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The dirt gets no worse after the first four years! Report Abuse
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Get a fluffy pet Report Abuse
They can have a great dusting effect, especially on wooden floors
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Move furniture around Report Abuse
A good strategy for hiding marks on walls and also allows tips 2 and 3 to clear any floor space revealed by the move
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Have children Report Abuse
Let’s face it, they make a lot of mess but they also give you the perfect excuse for an untidy house!
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Move house Report Abuse
A bit extreme perhaps!
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Move out and camp in the garden Report Abuse
A less extreme option!
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Wear velvet clothing Report Abuse
Everywhere you go in the house you’ll pick up dust, lint, hair etc.
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Have a baby Report Abuse
People come around and do housework for you when you first bring your new baby home
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Have a ‘clearance’ sale Report Abuse
Sell all your household items and start again - with clean ones!
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Only ever have showers Report Abuse
This way you never have a dirty ring round the bath to deal with
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Invite a household cleaning apparatus salesman into your home to demonstrate! Report Abuse
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Use public toilets instead of your own whenever possible Report Abuse
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Develop an allergy to all household cleaning products Report Abuse
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Avoid clutter Report Abuse
This prevents ornaments etc. from becoming dust collectors and means you can dust your home with a leaf blower from time to time
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Designate your home a wildlife habitat - for endangered species! Report Abuse
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Wear woolly socks and put your feet up on the table Report Abuse
Dusting done!
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Marry a home-maker Report Abuse
You wouldn’t want to deprive them of something they enjoy!
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Break an arm or a leg Report Abuse
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