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Top 20 signs of becoming middle-aged

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60 may be the new 40 but you’re still middle-aged if…

Rated 1 point - posted 13 years ago by kris in category People.
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You own a pair of elastic waisted slacks Report Abuse
4 points - added 13 years ago by kris -

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Comfortable underpants fill the majority of your lingerie drawer Report Abuse
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You own more than one shed Report Abuse
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You spend time organising your shed Report Abuse
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You notice the policemen were in the same school class as your children Report Abuse
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You know a lot about fuel economy Report Abuse
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You say things like, ‘In my day…’ Report Abuse
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You no longer recognise any of the bands on the radio Report Abuse
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You collect empty margarine tubs to re-use when organising your shed Report Abuse
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You notice how young policemen look Report Abuse
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You regularly attend coffee mornings Report Abuse
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You never leave the house without a cardigan Report Abuse
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You find yourself sighing heavily every time you sit down - or stand up Report Abuse
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You no longer pride yourself on how fast you can get from A to B in your car but on how far you can get on a single tank of petrol Report Abuse
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You don’t recognise anything on the menu in trendy coffee shops Report Abuse
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You favour function over style in all of your clothing choices Report Abuse
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You think the music in shops is too loud Report Abuse
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You own more than one pair of elasticated slacks - in different colours of beige Report Abuse
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You realise that a list of the top 20 best selling sheds is more interesting than the top 20 best selling bands Report Abuse
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You own a shed Report Abuse
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