20 Best lines from the Golden Girls
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I mean, for the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic, she's in the attic!" Talking about the Anne Frank play
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Dorothy [to Sophia] Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gekko!
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This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am. Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
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Rose: Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain. Dorothy: Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.
Sweet, innocent Rose. But there are times when she's the only one who has it all together.
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You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying
The relationship between Sophia and Dorothy is one most mothers/daughters would give anything to have
1 point - added 12 years ago by darlanoble -
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DOROTHY: Shh, I heard a noise. SOPHIA: Oh, you heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against all these pillows.
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Sophia: Oh boy, we're going to a sperm bank. I wonder if they have a drive-up window!
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I have writer's block. It's the worst feeling in the world
0 points - added 12 years ago by darlanoble - 1 comment
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The reply from Sophia makes it better: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime
Added 12 years ago by darlanoble, 1 point
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I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!... in a library... on a Saturday... unless he's cute... and drives a nice car... Amen
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Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
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SOPHIA: There are two things that happen when you get to be my age... One, you become more intuitive about the weather, and two, corn becomes your enemy.
Sophia is always ready with something witty
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SOPHIA: Please, Rose. I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.
The Relationship between Rose and Sophia is sweet and goes way below the surface
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SOPHIA: There's a hurricane a-comin'! DOROTHY: A-comin'? SOPHIA: You only use the "a" if there's a big storm a-comin' or a-brewin'.
The accents they use are hilarious
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Dorothy: Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man? Sophia: Because he knocked you up. Dorothy: Why am I having this conversation with you? Sophia: Beats the hell out of me!
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Dorothy: Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man? Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
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Blanche: Now Rose... put yourself in my position.
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We was po'
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18.
Reach for the stars, Rose, reach for the stars.
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Blanche-Oh, sometimes I wish she was my mother... so i could be the one to put her in Shady Pines
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20.
Rose-When men see that you shave your legs above the knee, what does that say to them? Blanche-Hopefully it says, '"Touch my leg!" Dorothy-That's in case they miss the tattoo that says the same.
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