Best Lines from Everybody Loves Raymond
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Whatever my wife touches falls off, so you can imagine how worried I am."
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You're a liar...everybody's had a muffin
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We usually hang ours on the door
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Oh, Frank...I don't think you need those pills. Marie, those are the pills
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5.
I want you to be more like...more...her!
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Who'se the nutcase now, Raymond? Who's the nutcase now!!!????
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7.
I'm a lesbian!
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"Zero serving zero ... Ray can kiss my rear-o!"
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"Some people would consider a canoe ride romantic." Guess you didn't see 'Deliverance'."
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What? That was mom?! (Robert nods) Oh my god! The crazy tree lady! I used to have nightmares about her!"
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11.
Who made you the prayer sherrif?
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It's nice to be important. But it's more important... to be nice.
Robert-the overlooked one but has it more together than one would think
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Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.
This Thanksgiving episode is priceless
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I'm a cop and live with my parents. I'm on a constant diet of human suffering.
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15.
You know what, I'm tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?
Sometimes Deborah is a bit hard on Ray, but not in this instance.
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"I could of ate a box of Alpha-Bits and craped a better interview."
Frank nails it once again
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"Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it."
Frank's humor is dry but on the mark
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"Don't you tell me to be quiet! I have a mind of my own you know! I can contribute! I'm not just some... trophy wife!"
Marie is hilarious
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19.
Everybody loves Raymond
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20.
Ray:I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while. Deborah:I wouldn't worry - it's not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.
Deborah and Ray are always making everyone else's marriage look great
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