Top 20 Fictional Planets

Her air is a poisonous miasma, her soils a radioactive gehenna. Blood-red, storm-wracked skies stand sentinel over dead seas & withered lands. Continent-sized blast craters dot the planet- memories of her ancient wars- while mighty fleets- the greatest ever built in the galaxy- crowd the void of her Solar system to guard against those of the future. She is the Citadel of Hubris, the Fortress of Arrogance, the World of Sin. She is the Womb of Glory, the Tower of Wisdom, the Jewel of Indomitably. She is the mighty capital of the Greatest Empire the Galaxy has known. She is the highest achievement of sentient intelligence in the history of the Galaxy. She is fortress and temple, cradle- & maybe grave- of the Masters of the Galaxy. She is the Mother of Humanity and the beating, dying Heart of the Galaxy-spanning Imperium of Man. Mother Earth. Holy Terra.

This planet has the highest SAT scores in the galaxy.

I wonder if you ask a Melmacian what chicken tastes like if they would say it tastes like cat.

It's a nice planet with nice people, just don't ask them for a piece of gum.

Everything is opposite on Bizarro World. Does that mean that Bizarro World wouldn't make the list there?

The planet is nothing but swamp but the real estate is really cheap.