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Crude Pick Up Lines

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We didn't include any foul language but, you can use your imagination.

Rated 2 points - posted 8 years ago by JanetK in category People.
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I would love to be coming around your mountains Report Abuse
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Hey sweetheart, want to go 50-50 for a baby? Report Abuse
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That's a great looking shirt, do you think I could talk you out of it? Report Abuse
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Pardon me, would you give me sex, in exchange for sex? Report Abuse
Not only are you crude; you're stupid too.
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My milk will do your body good. Report Abuse
If the bar has a bouncer he'll be bouncing you out on the street with this comment.
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I'm a pirate, can I bury my treasure in you. Report Abuse
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I just saw you checking out my package, you must work for UPS. Report Abuse
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Your mom and dad must be retarded, because you are somethig special. Report Abuse
This is a comment that will earn you a slap in the face.
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The more beer I drink, the better looking you get. Report Abuse
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If you were a booger in my nose, I'd pick you first. Report Abuse
If you really want this gal to get up and walk away go ahead and use this line.
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Your lips are a little wrinkled, I could press them for you. Report Abuse
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How about you and I trade bodily fluids? Report Abuse
If a guy uses this line he is at least polite enough to give her an option of which bodily fluids to share.
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I'll give you a dime if you play with mine. Report Abuse
You would really have to be desperate to come up with this one.
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