1.
I would love to be coming around your mountains
1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
2.
Hey sweetheart, want to go 50-50 for a baby?
0 points - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
3.
That's a great looking shirt, do you think I could talk you out of it?
0 points - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
4.
Pardon me, would you give me sex, in exchange for sex?
Not only are you crude; you're stupid too.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
5.
My milk will do your body good.
If the bar has a bouncer he'll be bouncing you out on the street with this comment.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
6.
I'm a pirate, can I bury my treasure in you.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
7.
I just saw you checking out my package, you must work for UPS.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
8.
Your mom and dad must be retarded, because you are somethig special.
This is a comment that will earn you a slap in the face.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
9.
The more beer I drink, the better looking you get.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
10.
If you were a booger in my nose, I'd pick you first.
If you really want this gal to get up and walk away go ahead and use this line.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
11.
Your lips are a little wrinkled, I could press them for you.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
12.
How about you and I trade bodily fluids?
If a guy uses this line he is at least polite enough to give her an option of which bodily fluids to share.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
13.
I'll give you a dime if you play with mine.
You would really have to be desperate to come up with this one.
-1 point - added 13 years ago by JanetK -
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