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TOP 20 CUTIEST THINGS THAT KIDS SAY

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The beautiful thing about children is that they are brutally honest. They say what they are thinking and feeling. That being said, often times kids say really cute things. Here is a list of the top 20 cutest things that kids say.

Rated 1 point - posted 9 years ago by kris in category Kids.
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“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal” Report Abuse
Kids often misunderstand words that have dual meanings.
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“I’ll say I’m sorry when I’m done” Report Abuse
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“Mommy, George is not a Bush – He is a Monkey. Report Abuse
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“Tell me when you are asleep ok” Report Abuse
This phrase is cute because the kid doesn’t realize that when the person does fall asleep, he or she won’t be able to tell anyone.
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“Daddy did your hair slip” Report Abuse
Children are very curious, so it’s only naturally that they will wonder why daddy’s hair is receding.
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“And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email” Report Abuse
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“Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!” Report Abuse
Once a again a cute example of a child misunderstanding a word with multiple meanings.
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“Well you’re old, and you’re not dead Report Abuse
Here is an example of a kid using their simple logic and brutal honesty to say something really cute.
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“I just climbed on the counter and ate some sugar by accident” Report Abuse
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“I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers” Report Abuse
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“I feel bad for the number zero, it means nothing” Report Abuse
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“mom, I think you better just let the guy on the radio sing this song” Report Abuse
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"Where is the baby? Did you eat it?" Report Abuse
Cute little kid logic when mommy has a baby bump.
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Our dog was howling and our 2 year old daughter yelled “use your words”. Report Abuse
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“I’m glad I’m finally eight. This is the oldest I’ve ever been in my entire life!” Report Abuse
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“when I put the blanket over my head my eyes cannot see. That’s called opaque” Report Abuse
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“Mom, I’m 9 now, I’m half grown thank you very much” Report Abuse
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“I don’t think I’m going to college, I just want to walk around and look at stuff” Report Abuse
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“how do you put make up on the mind” replied when told she should make up her mind Report Abuse
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“they go together like bologna and cheese! No wait – more like mayonnaise and bread” Report Abuse
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“I have a rock in my nose” Report Abuse
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Bet that hurts :)
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