The beautiful thing about children is that they are brutally honest. They say what they are thinking and feeling. That being said, often times kids say really cute things. Here is a list of the top 20 cutest things that kids say.
Rated 1 point - posted 13 years ago by kris in category Kids.
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“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken. I’m looking for the seal”
Kids often misunderstand words that have dual meanings.
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“I’ll say I’m sorry when I’m done”
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“Mommy, George is not a Bush – He is a Monkey.
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“Tell me when you are asleep ok”
This phrase is cute because the kid doesn’t realize that when the person does fall asleep, he or she won’t be able to tell anyone.
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“Daddy did your hair slip”
Children are very curious, so it’s only naturally that they will wonder why daddy’s hair is receding.
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“And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email”
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“Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!”
Once a again a cute example of a child misunderstanding a word with multiple meanings.
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“Well you’re old, and you’re not dead
Here is an example of a kid using their simple logic and brutal honesty to say something really cute.
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“I just climbed on the counter and ate some sugar by accident”
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“I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers”
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“I feel bad for the number zero, it means nothing”
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“mom, I think you better just let the guy on the radio sing this song”
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"Where is the baby? Did you eat it?"
Cute little kid logic when mommy has a baby bump.
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Our dog was howling and our 2 year old daughter yelled “use your words”.
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“I’m glad I’m finally eight. This is the oldest I’ve ever been in my entire life!”
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“when I put the blanket over my head my eyes cannot see. That’s called opaque”
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“Mom, I’m 9 now, I’m half grown thank you very much”
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“I don’t think I’m going to college, I just want to walk around and look at stuff”
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“how do you put make up on the mind” replied when told she should make up her mind
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“they go together like bologna and cheese! No wait – more like mayonnaise and bread”
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“I have a rock in my nose”
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Comments:
Bet that hurts :)
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