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TOP 20 FUNNIEST CHURCH SIGNS

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Churches love putting up clever and witty signs that are supposed to grab the attention of people passing by. However, many times those signs end up being more humorous than compelling. Here is a list of the top 20 funniest church signs.

Rated 0 points - posted 12 years ago by kris in category Other.
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Staying in bed shouting “OH GOD” doesn’t constitute going to church Report Abuse
The fact is many people are simply too lazy to go to church because it means getting up early on a weekend. This saying is so true that it’s funny.
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Don’t be so open minded – your brains will fall out Report Abuse
With all of the hoopla about “being outside of the box” and “open minded,” this is a funny reminder that a little bit of reason and logic is also needed.
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Salvation guaranteed or your sins cheerfully returned Report Abuse
This signs is just enough twisted and confusing that is very hilarious.
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God is like Coke – he is the real thing Report Abuse
This sign is funny because it sounds as if the church signed a lucrative endorsement deal with Coca-Cola.
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God, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am. Report Abuse
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Let us help you study for your final exam. Report Abuse
Wait! You’re not in school anymore? That’s because the sign is talking about the final exam when you die.
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have leg to stand on Report Abuse
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Do not criticize your wife’s judgment – remember who she married. Report Abuse
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Honk if you love Jesus – Text while driving if you want to meet him. Report Abuse
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If God is your co-pilot, you better switch seats Report Abuse
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Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Report Abuse
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God doesn’t show favoritism, but our sign guy does “GO JETS” Report Abuse
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Santa Clause never died for anyone Report Abuse
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“Stop, Drop and roll” will not work in hell Report Abuse
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“Try Jesus” if you don’t like him, the devil will take you back Report Abuse
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Jesus died for “MY SPACE” in Heaven Report Abuse
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Every day above ground is a good one. Report Abuse
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Give Satan an inch and he will be your ruler. Report Abuse
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Fee trip to Heaven – details inside. Report Abuse
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer – GOD Report Abuse
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