TOP 20 FUNNIEST CHURCH SIGNS
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Churches love putting up clever and witty signs that are supposed to grab the attention of people passing by. However, many times those signs end up being more humorous than compelling. Here is a list of the top 20 funniest church signs.
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1.
Staying in bed shouting “OH GOD” doesn’t constitute going to church
The fact is many people are simply too lazy to go to church because it means getting up early on a weekend. This saying is so true that it’s funny.
20 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
2.
Don’t be so open minded – your brains will fall out
With all of the hoopla about “being outside of the box” and “open minded,” this is a funny reminder that a little bit of reason and logic is also needed.
19 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
3.
Salvation guaranteed or your sins cheerfully returned
This signs is just enough twisted and confusing that is very hilarious.
18 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
4.
God is like Coke – he is the real thing
This sign is funny because it sounds as if the church signed a lucrative endorsement deal with Coca-Cola.
17 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
5.
God, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
16 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
6.
Let us help you study for your final exam.
Wait! You’re not in school anymore? That’s because the sign is talking about the final exam when you die.
16 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
7.
Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have leg to stand on
15 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
8.
Do not criticize your wife’s judgment – remember who she married.
14 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
9.
Honk if you love Jesus – Text while driving if you want to meet him.
13 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
10.
If God is your co-pilot, you better switch seats
13 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
11.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
12 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
12.
God doesn’t show favoritism, but our sign guy does “GO JETS”
11 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
13.
Santa Clause never died for anyone
11 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
14.
“Stop, Drop and roll” will not work in hell
11 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
15.
“Try Jesus” if you don’t like him, the devil will take you back
10 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
16.
Jesus died for “MY SPACE” in Heaven
10 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
17.
Every day above ground is a good one.
7 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
18.
Give Satan an inch and he will be your ruler.
5 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
19.
Fee trip to Heaven – details inside.
5 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
20.
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer – GOD
3 points - added 13 years ago by kris -
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