1.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
12 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
2.
Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
9 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
3.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
9 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
4.
I am trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
9 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
5.
(where have you been all my life) Hiding from you.
4 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
6.
No, but I can direct you to the nearest police station.
4 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
7.
No
Why waste any more time.
4 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
8.
(should I walk by again) Yes, and this time don't stop.
4 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
9.
(Whatdoyoudoforaliving?)I'm a female impersonator.
B/c it will get a guy to seriously back off and give his over-inflated ego a well deserved blow.
3 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
10.
(have I seen you someplace before) Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
11.
Why don't you go to the bookstore and buy a copy of "date out of your league".
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
12.
I'm trying to cut down.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
13.
I'm observing national apathy week.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
14.
The man on televishion told me to stay tuned.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
15.
I have to wash my hair.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
16.
I'm being deported.
3 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
17.
(what's your sign) Do Not Enter
2 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
18.
I bet you are trying to pick me up, why don't you give it another try.
2 points - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
19.
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
20.
My favorite commercial is on tv.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
21.
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mail4gigi -
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