1.
Hey Babe... can you suck start a Harley?
31 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
2.
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
26 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
3.
Hey, lets go make some babies.
11 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
4.
Can I buy you a drink or do yu just want the money?
11 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
5.
Wanna hump like bunnies
11 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
6.
Excuse me. Do you want to shag or should i apologoze?
11 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
7.
That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
11 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
8.
I think we have to make love on the lawn like crazed weasels.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
9.
Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa?
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
10.
At the office copy machine "reproducing hey? Can I help?"
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
11.
Would you like to dance or should I go screw myself again.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
12.
Hi, my name is {name} how do you like me so far.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
13.
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
14.
Come over and sit on my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
15.
What do you like for breakfast?
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
16.
Drop em!
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
17.
Hey babe, my mouth can generate over 750 PSI.
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
18.
Don't you want to see something swell?
6 points - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
19.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
1 point - added 13 years ago by xeniam -
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