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Worst pickup lines ever

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Rated 11 points - posted 8 years ago by xeniam in category Other.
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Hey Babe... can you suck start a Harley? Report Abuse
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Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Report Abuse
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Hey, lets go make some babies. Report Abuse
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Can I buy you a drink or do yu just want the money? Report Abuse
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Wanna hump like bunnies Report Abuse
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Excuse me. Do you want to shag or should i apologoze? Report Abuse
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That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. Report Abuse
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I think we have to make love on the lawn like crazed weasels. Report Abuse
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Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa? Report Abuse
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At the office copy machine "reproducing hey? Can I help?" Report Abuse
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Would you like to dance or should I go screw myself again. Report Abuse
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Hi, my name is {name} how do you like me so far. Report Abuse
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Smile if you want to sleep with me. Report Abuse
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Come over and sit on my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that pops up. Report Abuse
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What do you like for breakfast? Report Abuse
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Drop em! Report Abuse
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Hey babe, my mouth can generate over 750 PSI. Report Abuse
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Don't you want to see something swell? Report Abuse
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Say, did we go to different schools together? Report Abuse
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