Top 20 tips for avoiding housework   20 items ranked 
				
				
				
					The best ways to avoid cleaning the house
				
				
				
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kris  in category 
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						Open all house windows and doors 
						
						Very effective for clearing the dust on windy days
					
				 
				
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						Never do any cooking 
						
						This keeps the oven and kitchen pristine
					
				 
				
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						The dirt gets no worse after the first four years! 
						
						
					
				 
				
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						Get a fluffy pet 
						
						They can have a great dusting effect, especially on wooden floors
					
				 
				
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						Move furniture around 
						
						A good strategy for hiding marks on walls and also allows tips 2 and 3 to clear any floor space revealed by the move
					
				 
				
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						Have children 
						
						Let’s face it, they make a lot of mess but they also give you the perfect excuse for an untidy house!
					
				 
				
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						Move house 
						
						A bit extreme perhaps!
					
				 
				
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						Move out and camp in the garden 
						
						A less extreme option!
					
				 
				
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						Wear velvet clothing 
						
						Everywhere you go in the house you’ll pick up dust, lint, hair etc.
					
				 
				
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						Have a baby 
						
						People come around and do housework for you when you first bring your new baby home
					
				 
				
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						Have a ‘clearance’ sale 
						
						Sell all your household items and start again - with clean ones!
					
				 
				
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						Only ever have showers 
						
						This way you never have a dirty ring round the bath to deal with
					
				 
				
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						Invite a household cleaning apparatus salesman into your home to demonstrate! 
						
						
					
				 
				
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						Use public toilets instead of your own whenever possible 
						
						
					
				 
				
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						Develop an allergy to all household cleaning products 
						
						
					
				 
				
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						Avoid clutter 
						
						This prevents ornaments etc. from becoming dust collectors and means you can dust your home with a leaf blower from time to time
					
				 
				
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						Designate your home a wildlife habitat - for endangered species! 
						
						
					
				 
				
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						Wear woolly socks and put your feet up on the table 
						
						Dusting done!
					
				 
				
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						Marry a home-maker 
						
						You wouldn’t want to deprive them of something they enjoy!
					
				 
				
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						Break an arm or a leg 
						
						
					
				 
				
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