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Rated 0 points - posted 9 years ago by Squeeky in category World.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Report Abuse
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Report Abuse
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. Report Abuse
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CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WHY GOD DOES NOT EXIST..........................TAKe it in.........HE IS GOD!!!!!! Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. Report Abuse
so next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt. He might just be telling you he likes your hat.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you". Report Abuse
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. Report Abuse
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