1.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
31 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
2.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
31 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
3.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
26 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
4.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
25 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
5.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
25 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
6.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
25 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
7.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
24 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
8.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
23 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
9.
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WHY GOD DOES NOT EXIST..........................TAKe it in.........HE IS GOD!!!!!!
20 points - added 14 years ago by danielowl -
10.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks.
so next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt. He might just be telling you he likes your hat.
20 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
11.
Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls "everything around you".
20 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
12.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
15 points - added 14 years ago by Squeeky -
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