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Worst Baby Names

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What were these people thinking?

Rated 1 point - posted 15 years ago by pxc0 in category Other.
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kanye Report Abuse
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Prince Michael II / "Blanket" Report Abuse
Exhibit Z why Michael Jackson is completely insane. First he names his kid Prince Michael II, which is weird and creepy. Then he tries to fix it by giving him an equally weird and creepy nickname. Blanket? Um, okay.
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Pilot Inspektor Report Abuse
Daughter of actor Jason Lee. I know he was going for something shocking and hip but its just stupid. I have no idea what this name is supposed to mean and I just want to mock it immediately.
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Moxie CrimeFighter Report Abuse
name given to the daughter of Penn Jillette. I'd let Moxie slide because its not THAT horrible a name but what the heck does Crimefighter have to do with anything. Its like he tried to think of the dumbest name possible to see if he could get away with it.
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Kyd Report Abuse
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Pirate Report Abuse
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Tierrainney Report Abuse
You can tell by looking at this name that this kid's parents are pretentious morons. There are like six extraneous letters here that are completely unnecessary.
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Apple Report Abuse
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Buffy Report Abuse
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Oleo Report Abuse
Why would you doom a child to a lifetime of stupid Oreo cookie jokes?
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Peaches Report Abuse
Doesn't make me think of fruit!
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robbert pattinson Report Abuse
eeeew
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Reignbeau Report Abuse
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Spec Wildhorse Report Abuse
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Sage Moonblood Report Abuse
11 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
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Sage is cute and all, but Moomblood? Really? WHY?
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Seven Sirius Report Abuse
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Dusk Report Abuse
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Bogart Che Peyote Report Abuse
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Kal-El Report Abuse
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Kryslyn Report Abuse
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Blue Angel Report Abuse
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Bubba Report Abuse
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Flower Report Abuse
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