1.
Cypher
A member of the New Mutants, this young boy had the amazing power to decipher anything - like codes and languages. Huh? Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we have normal humans who can already do that? When you're power loses out to Babel fish and geeks at MIT you really got a raw deal.
8 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
What if he finds an alien language than it would be a pretty good power. Plus there are still codes in the world that no one can solve yet. Seems useless but can be good.
Added 10 years ago by Mars Ultor, 0 points
2.
Matter Eater Lad
First of all, this is the dumbest superhero name ever. Secondly, this kid's power is that he can eat through anything. Seriously, were they on drugs when they thought this guy up?
8 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
3.
Zan from the Wonder Twins
The male half of the alien shape sifting siblings could turn into water. That's it. This has to be the worst power ever. All he can do is get villains wet, a minor inconvenience at best.
7 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
4.
Dazzler
6 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
5.
Extraño
5 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
6.
MY HERO ZERO
3 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
7.
The Black Racer
3 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
8.
Vibe
3 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
9.
Arm Fall Off Boy
His Superpower?
Arm Fall Off Boy has the ability to detach his own limbs, which he can then use as blunt weapons.
Instead of using, you know, BLUNT WEAPONS. A stick would be more useful than an arm.
2 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
10.
Captain Planet
2 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
11.
supernerd
a nerd in a cape
1 point - added 14 years ago by zfire -
12.
Infectious Lass
1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
13.
Madam Fatal
1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
14.
The Red Bee
1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
15.
Combo Man
0 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
16.
Stone Boy
-1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
17.
Bouncing Boy
-1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
18.
Squirrel Girl
Believe it or not this is an actual superhero that appeared in comics. She's a regular teenage girl who apparently can summon and speak to squirrels. If this was my mutant power I'd commit suicide by having the squirrels chew my face off.
-1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
She's also the strongest marvel hero so what's your point?
Added 12 years ago by guest, 0 points
19.
Aqualad
Its become a cliche to make fun of Aqua Man for being lame, well Aqualad had all the same terrible powers in addition to the fact that he's a little kid. So not only if he completely useless outside of the water, if you do actually have a water based emergency you can just call on Aqua Man anyway.
-2 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
20.
Rocket Racer
-6 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
21.
Stilt Man
-6 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
22.
She-Thing
-6 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
23.
The Greatest American Hero
-10 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
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