1.
Cypher
A member of the New Mutants, this young boy had the amazing power to decipher anything - like codes and languages. Huh? Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we have normal humans who can already do that? When you're power loses out to Babel fish and geeks at MIT you really got a raw deal.
8 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
2.
Matter Eater Lad
First of all, this is the dumbest superhero name ever. Secondly, this kid's power is that he can eat through anything. Seriously, were they on drugs when they thought this guy up?
8 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
3.
Zan from the Wonder Twins
The male half of the alien shape sifting siblings could turn into water. That's it. This has to be the worst power ever. All he can do is get villains wet, a minor inconvenience at best.
7 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
4.
Dazzler
6 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
5.
Extraño
5 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
6.
MY HERO ZERO
3 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
7.
Captain Planet
3 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
8.
The Black Racer
3 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
9.
Vibe
3 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
10.
Arm Fall Off Boy
His Superpower?
Arm Fall Off Boy has the ability to detach his own limbs, which he can then use as blunt weapons.
Instead of using, you know, BLUNT WEAPONS. A stick would be more useful than an arm.
2 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
11.
supernerd
a nerd in a cape
1 point - added 3 years ago by zfire -
12.
Infectious Lass
1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
13.
Madam Fatal
1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
14.
The Red Bee
1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
15.
Combo Man
0 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
16.
Stone Boy
-1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
17.
Bouncing Boy
-1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
18.
Squirrel Girl
Believe it or not this is an actual superhero that appeared in comics. She's a regular teenage girl who apparently can summon and speak to squirrels. If this was my mutant power I'd commit suicide by having the squirrels chew my face off.
-1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
She's also the strongest marvel hero so what's your point?
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
19.
Aqualad
Its become a cliche to make fun of Aqua Man for being lame, well Aqualad had all the same terrible powers in addition to the fact that he's a little kid. So not only if he completely useless outside of the water, if you do actually have a water based emergency you can just call on Aqua Man anyway.
-1 point - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
20.
Rocket Racer
-6 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
21.
Stilt Man
-6 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
22.
She-Thing
-6 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
23.
The Greatest American Hero
-10 points - added 4 years ago by pxc0 -
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