Top 20 Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000
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1.
Episode 512-Mitchell
98 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 9 comments
Comments:
"Damn, I'm still in this Mitchell movie!"
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
Crow: "Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell, Joel?"
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
"Man I'm so hungry. Only 2 steaks for dinner, didn't get to finish my orange, all the frozen yogurt places were closed. Big buttery moon up there, sidewalk kinda looks like iced cream if you squint hard."
Added 10 years ago by guest, 1 point
"Sorry, I'm really unappealing."
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
"But eating!"
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
"Mitchell, even his name says 'Is that a beer?' "
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
Joe Don Baker is: Mittens!
Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point
Mitchell!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
Oh thank goodness they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
2.
The Final Sacrifice
Two words: Zap Rowsdower
96 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 9 comments
Comments:
Troy: "Did you know him?"
Servo: "Know him? He was delicious!"
Added 9 years ago by guest, 1 point
And I will be the One/ to lay Larry Czonka down/ Kiss him so hard/ I'll take Larry Czonkas breath away....
Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points
"Canadian villain Garth Vader!"
Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point
Look into your heart, eh!
Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points
He comes from a long line of great anuses.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 4 points
i wonder if there's beer on the sun?
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
Rowsdower!!!
Love,
Berry & Ryan
Added 13 years ago by guest, 2 points
Rowsdower could you put out my head?
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
You know what this has? The bacony smell of Canada all over it
Added 13 years ago by guest, 4 points
3.
Episode 424: Manos: The Hands of Fate
This is considered the worst movie ever made. Watching Joel and the bots struggle through this stink bomb is a joy not to mention this episode brought us the immortal Torgo - the villain with big knees.
95 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
Comments:
For me, one of my favourites is 'The Castle of Fu Manchu' for the same reason; the poor, poor guys! First, poor Crow breaks down after reading an editorial, then dear, dear Servo after doing a role play... even Joel is close to depression by the end, and it all builds up to a heartwarming conclusion!
Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point
When carnies flirt
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
4.
Episode 303: Pod People
A cult classic among MST3K fans, this episode is famous for its barely intelligible plot and the single worst musical sequence in the show's history: "It STINKS!"
71 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 3 comments
Comments:
McCloud!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
Idiot control now!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
Trumpy! You can do MAGIC things!! Love, Berry & Ryan
Added 13 years ago by guest, -1 points
5.
Episode 820: Space Mutiny
Probably the most popular episode of the Sci Fi Era of the show, fans remember this episode for the running joke about the big dumb hero's name: "Slam! BeefChest!"
67 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
6.
Episode 821: Time Chasers
58 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
Comments:
I road in on a horse I have to win!
Added 12 years ago by guest, 0 points
So in the future children will become gay agents?
Added 13 years ago by guest, 2 points
7.
Episode 1012: Squirm!
56 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
Mr. Beardsly?!?!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 2 points
8.
The Touch of Satan
36 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
"the Touch of Satan revitalizes your skin!"
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
"when sore throat pain strikes"
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
this should be in the top ten!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
"this is where the fish lives"
Added 13 years ago by guest, 3 points
9.
Episode 301-Cave Dwellers
36 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
Comments:
I'm Huge!
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
What would MacGyver do?
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
10.
Episode 513-The Brain that Wouldn't Die
35 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
He's to the twenty... to the ten... he COULD GO ALL THE WAY!
Added 14 years ago by guest, 1 point
11.
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
I can`t believe this is never in the top 10.
23 points - added 15 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
squeek squeek! haha
Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point
This movie is like playing Doom when there's no monsters or opponents.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
12.
Episode 601-Girls Town
21 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
Jude's wearing a wire!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
13.
Episode 507: I Accuse My Parents
19 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
Comments:
I Accuse My Parents is one of the most underrated of all the MST3K episodes. This is a Top 5! The short is awesome too! Classic b & w flick and they tear it up!
Added 7 years ago by guest, 1 point
Worship the Truck Farmer, at the church of your choice.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
14.
Episode 306: Time of the Apes
A truly horrible Japanese Planet of the Apes ripoff, the costumes are so horrible the actors mouths do move on their monkey masks when they talk. Plus, the head villain ape dresses like Colonel Sanders!
18 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
15.
OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK
YOU WON'T STOP LAUGHING!
16 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
16.
Episode 202: The Sidehackers
One of the better early episodes, somebody thought it would be a good idea to build an entire movie round those motorcycles with the sidecars. Look out for the awesome Sidehacker Song during one of the movie breaks.
16 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
17.
Hobgoblins
15 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
This episode, for me, had the best Mike moments. Again, this episode has a bit of an 'Awww' factor, with me, and it had some great moments of Mike playing the nurturing guardian towards the bots, calming them down when they panic or break down in anguish, first when Crow and Servo try to escape from the theater, then when he comforts poor dear Servo after he openly shows he misses the couch in the first host segment, and then finding a way to get them all away from the theater.
Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point
When threatened, she gains the strength of a thousand trollops!
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
18.
Werewolf
Everything about the movie screams perfect Mst3k! The modern horror oriented movie, the lesser star-power, the horrid actors, changing hair and accents, and lack of direction make it perfect when it meets the riffing.
13 points - added 12 years ago by guest -
19.
Eegah
Watch out for snakes! Also rivals Pod People for worst musical sequence (and there's TWO of them).
13 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Cabbage Patch Elvis!
Added 12 years ago by guest, 0 points
20.
MST3K: The Girl in Lovers' Lane
It has been the best non horror movie MST3K I've ever seen
12 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
This is one of the more underrated episodes.
Added 13 years ago by guest, 1 point
21.
Episode 614-San Francisco International
12 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
22.
Episode 501-Warrior of the Lost World
12 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!!!
Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points
23.
Episode 702: The Brute Man
12 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
Comments:
"What's the matter, doncha like it?!"
Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points
24.
Night of the Blood Beast
Steve?
11 points - added 12 years ago by guest -
25.
Episode 402-The Giant Gila Monster
11 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
26.
Episode 310-Fugitive Alien
10 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
27.
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
8 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
28.
Episode 621: The Beast Of Yucca Flats
8 points - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
29.
parts: the clonus horror
7 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
30.
Godzilla vs megalon
Jet jaguar ! Godzilla flies on his back .nuff said
4 points - added 10 years ago by guest -
31.
THE WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN
SINCERLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!! AND THEY DID AN AMAZING JOB TEARING IT APART!
3 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
32.
ESCAPE 2000
3 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
33.
The Skydivers
So wonderfully bad!! Coleman Francis was awesome.
2 points - added 12 years ago by mcgrath730 -
34.
The Leech Woman
Superb movie for MST format.
0 points - added 6 years ago by guest -
35.
Episode 415-The Beatniks
-1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
36.
Episode 102: The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
-1 point - added 15 years ago by pxc0 -
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