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Top 20 Episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Episode 512-Mitchell Report Abuse
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"Damn, I'm still in this Mitchell movie!"
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Crow: "Why would anyone want to do this with Mitchell, Joel?"
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"Man I'm so hungry. Only 2 steaks for dinner, didn't get to finish my orange, all the frozen yogurt places were closed. Big buttery moon up there, sidewalk kinda looks like iced cream if you squint hard."
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"Sorry, I'm really unappealing."
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"But eating!"
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"Mitchell, even his name says 'Is that a beer?' "
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Joe Don Baker is: Mittens!
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Mitchell!
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Oh thank goodness they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.
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The Final Sacrifice Report Abuse
Two words: Zap Rowsdower
96 points - added 4 years ago by guest - 8 comments
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And I will be the One/ to lay Larry Czonka down/ Kiss him so hard/ I'll take Larry Czonkas breath away....
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"Canadian villain Garth Vader!"
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Look into your heart, eh!
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He comes from a long line of great anuses.
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i wonder if there's beer on the sun?
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Rowsdower!!! Love, Berry & Ryan
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Rowsdower could you put out my head?
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You know what this has? The bacony smell of Canada all over it
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Episode 424: Manos: The Hands of Fate Report Abuse
This is considered the worst movie ever made. Watching Joel and the bots struggle through this stink bomb is a joy not to mention this episode brought us the immortal Torgo - the villain with big knees.
92 points - added 5 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
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For me, one of my favourites is 'The Castle of Fu Manchu' for the same reason; the poor, poor guys! First, poor Crow breaks down after reading an editorial, then dear, dear Servo after doing a role play... even Joel is close to depression by the end, and it all builds up to a heartwarming conclusion!
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When carnies flirt
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Episode 303: Pod People Report Abuse
A cult classic among MST3K fans, this episode is famous for its barely intelligible plot and the single worst musical sequence in the show's history: "It STINKS!"
71 points - added 5 years ago by pxc0 - 3 comments
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McCloud!
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Idiot control now!
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Trumpy! You can do MAGIC things!! Love, Berry & Ryan
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Episode 820: Space Mutiny Report Abuse
Probably the most popular episode of the Sci Fi Era of the show, fans remember this episode for the running joke about the big dumb hero's name: "Slam! BeefChest!"
66 points - added 5 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
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We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
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Episode 1012: Squirm! Report Abuse
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Mr. Beardsly?!?!
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Episode 821: Time Chasers Report Abuse
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I road in on a horse I have to win!
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So in the future children will become gay agents?
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The Touch of Satan Report Abuse
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"the Touch of Satan revitalizes your skin!"
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"when sore throat pain strikes"
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this should be in the top ten!
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"this is where the fish lives"
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Episode 301-Cave Dwellers Report Abuse
33 points - added 5 years ago by pxc0 - 2 comments
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I'm Huge!
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What would MacGyver do?
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Episode 513-The Brain that Wouldn't Die Report Abuse
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He's to the twenty... to the ten... he COULD GO ALL THE WAY!
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Episode 601-Girls Town Report Abuse
23 points - added 5 years ago by pxc0 - 1 comment
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Jude's wearing a wire!
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Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell Report Abuse
I can`t believe this is never in the top 10.
21 points - added 5 years ago by guest - 2 comments
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squeek squeek! haha
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This movie is like playing Doom when there's no monsters or opponents.
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OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK Report Abuse
YOU WON'T STOP LAUGHING!
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Episode 507: I Accuse My Parents Report Abuse
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Worship the Truck Farmer, at the church of your choice.
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Hobgoblins Report Abuse
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This episode, for me, had the best Mike moments. Again, this episode has a bit of an 'Awww' factor, with me, and it had some great moments of Mike playing the nurturing guardian towards the bots, calming them down when they panic or break down in anguish, first when Crow and Servo try to escape from the theater, then when he comforts poor dear Servo after he openly shows he misses the couch in the first host segment, and then finding a way to get them all away from the theater.
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When threatened, she gains the strength of a thousand trollops!
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Episode 306: Time of the Apes Report Abuse
A truly horrible Japanese Planet of the Apes ripoff, the costumes are so horrible the actors mouths do move on their monkey masks when they talk. Plus, the head villain ape dresses like Colonel Sanders!
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Werewolf Report Abuse
Everything about the movie screams perfect Mst3k! The modern horror oriented movie, the lesser star-power, the horrid actors, changing hair and accents, and lack of direction make it perfect when it meets the riffing.
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Episode 202: The Sidehackers Report Abuse
One of the better early episodes, somebody thought it would be a good idea to build an entire movie round those motorcycles with the sidecars. Look out for the awesome Sidehacker Song during one of the movie breaks.
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MST3K: The Girl in Lovers' Lane Report Abuse
It has been the best non horror movie MST3K I've ever seen
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This is one of the more underrated episodes.
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Episode 702: The Brute Man Report Abuse
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"What's the matter, doncha like it?!"
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Night of the Blood Beast Report Abuse
Steve?
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Eegah Report Abuse
Watch out for snakes! Also rivals Pod People for worst musical sequence (and there's TWO of them).
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Cabbage Patch Elvis!
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Episode 614-San Francisco International Report Abuse
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Episode 501-Warrior of the Lost World Report Abuse
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ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!!!
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Episode 402-The Giant Gila Monster Report Abuse
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Episode 310-Fugitive Alien Report Abuse
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Episode 621: The Beast Of Yucca Flats Report Abuse
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parts: the clonus horror Report Abuse
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders Report Abuse
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THE WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN Report Abuse
SINCERLY THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!! AND THEY DID AN AMAZING JOB TEARING IT APART!
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ESCAPE 2000 Report Abuse
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The Skydivers Report Abuse
So wonderfully bad!! Coleman Francis was awesome.
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Godzilla vs megalon Report Abuse
Jet jaguar ! Godzilla flies on his back .nuff said
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Episode 415-The Beatniks Report Abuse
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Episode 102: The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy Report Abuse
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