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Rated 0 points - posted 12 years ago by zfire in category People.
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chuck norris cant sqeeze his own lemonade becase when het tries blood comes out Report Abuse
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and thats not his blood
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when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris tears are the cure for cancer. To bad he never cries Report Abuse
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if god can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land Report Abuse
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Nuclear Weapons Were Discovered After A Failed Attempt To Harness The Power Of Chuck Norris. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris Isn't Scared Of the Dark. The Dark Is Scared of Chuck Norris Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Report Abuse
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris graduated from Gilmour Academy, twice Report Abuse
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If You Spell Chuck Norris In Scrabble You Win. . .FOREVER Report Abuse
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if they made a chuck noris yugioh card the attak would be u screwed Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Report Abuse
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f you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. Report Abuse
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Report Abuse
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once chuck norris peed on a figher hidrent and it turened into a figher truck Report Abuse
cuz its funny
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Report Abuse
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chuck norris can beat paper with rock in a game of rock paper sisors Report Abuse
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chuck norris eats chainsaws for breackfast Report Abuse
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When God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please first Report Abuse
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chuck norris is the end digit of pi because chuck norris is the end of everything Report Abuse
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick. Report Abuse
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