1.
chuck norris cant sqeeze his own lemonade becase when het tries blood comes out
44 points - added 14 years ago by zfire - 1 comment
Comments:
and thats not his blood
Added 14 years ago by zfire, 0 points
2.
when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
36 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
3.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
28 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
4.
Chuck Norris tears are the cure for cancer. To bad he never cries
27 points - added 14 years ago by CoWz ON D Mo0N -
5.
if god can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land
27 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
6.
Nuclear Weapons Were Discovered After A Failed Attempt To Harness The Power Of Chuck Norris.
24 points - added 14 years ago by Lesbian -
7.
Chuck Norris Isn't Scared Of the Dark. The Dark Is Scared of Chuck Norris
22 points - added 14 years ago by Lesbian -
8.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
20 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
9.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
15 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
10.
Chuck Norris graduated from Gilmour Academy, twice
10 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
11.
If You Spell Chuck Norris In Scrabble You Win. . .FOREVER
9 points - added 14 years ago by Lesbian -
12.
if they made a chuck noris yugioh card the attak would be u screwed
9 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
13.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
8 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
14.
f you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
8 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
15.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
6 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
16.
once chuck norris peed on a figher hidrent and it turened into a figher truck
cuz its funny
5 points - added 13 years ago by guest -
17.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
5 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
18.
chuck norris can beat paper with rock in a game of rock paper sisors
4 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
19.
chuck norris eats chainsaws for breackfast
3 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
20.
When God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris said "say please first
1 point - added 14 years ago by guest -
21.
chuck norris is the end digit of pi because chuck norris is the end of everything
0 points - added 14 years ago by zfire -
22.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
-1 point - added 14 years ago by zfire -
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