Best Quotes from Mean Girls

isn't it a bit rasist

I am so glad I found this post ( and blog). I just started a new story of paranormal mystery, and in the opening chapters there is a sexual scene which is the start of the whole story. But it isn't the sex that will connect these two characters but rather a flashback that the ghost allows my Main Character to experience. Which of course draws her to discover and unravel the mystery.

worst comeback ever!!!!! cx

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haha this is so stupid lol jk it is funny haha!!!!! =]

i looooooooooooooooove this quote!!

lmao she's dumb

lmfaoooo i love this one!

hahaha my friend asked me that today!!!!!!

karen, you cant just go around asking why their white.. ;)

karen is so blonde

damn africa!

your a bit blond ??

the best!!!

4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco*

Its four for you glen coco you go glen coco...... But none for gretchen weiners bye! Not and none. Sorry I know this movie like the back of my own hand. It is one of my favorites.

YOU GO GLEN COCO

and none for gretchen weiners bye

who ever is posting these obvi doesnt even know the correct way its said but otherwise its a great site

It's "Four for you, Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!"

and none for gretchen weiners. bye

Four FOR YOU glen Coco, You go Glen Coco.

you, not your

man that what i am talking about!!!!!!!!!

Really funny love the "yo yo yo" part. What's up with the "James Bond the third" part? Lol it was my favorite quote in mean girls

ghetto

to the person above, carissa, you cant beat the plastics performance!!

this was the best at the talent show

Alright kevin, thats enough! - HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE:')!

I think that's so funny

i kno a guy with the name kevin gowdy.. he knos the whole rap and does it all the time

aggreed and he ishot !!

Its soo funny! :')

This is sooo funny! :)

** && I lovee this part _Ashleyy GG_ ♥

(: (: (: ♥ my favorite part of the movie

All right Kevin that's enough.

he is hot !! ;)

lol. thats soo funny

loool

that was crazy

hahahahahah that bit was funny! xx

laugh.

omg this part was hilarious

HAHAHA i luv this part me and my friend always say this when someones having an argument :P

this is a random girl form a different school & Damien doesn't say this quote he says this: "She doesn't even go here" is what Damien says

no, damien is here pretending to be a girl. he says it.

lmao she just has alot of feelings

lol this part was sooo hillarious!

a stranger says it you dont know their name

this line is like.. so totally fetch ;)

who's line is this?

This is like....my favourite part of the movie!!!!

Its "bolt action" not bull

Aaw the boy on the left with no teeth was SO. CUTE.

Amen :L

PAHAHA ! xD

best line in the whole film!!! XD

it's called a 'BOLT action. wow....

hahaha

she doesn't say 'and'

OMG THAT QUOTE IS AWESOME !!!!!! :D

I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you ;)

haha i love this quote

Me ffffffav!

lmfao.

haha i love this(:

WTH :)

Btww Your Not A Very Good Mean Girls Faan..Its Nice Wig Janis Whats It Made Of..Ya Mums Chest Hair..Duhh:) By Danni Andd Meggiee.xxx

THAT IS HILARIOUS

best line in the whooooole movie!:)

'nice wig janis, whats it made out of?' 'YOUR MUM"S CHEST HAIR!!!'

she does say espn, but means esp......but course since she's suppose to be stupid she says espn instead lol

Its not espn.... she was talking about esp, as in psychic abilities...

person above me. it's ESPN

I think ive got esfp or something by breast can tell when its raining lol

THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY :')

lmfaoo.

ahhaa then she touches her boobs

OMG I LUV THIS QUOTE

Gretchen! STOP trying to make fetch happen! It's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

this quote is obvs the best .. it the one everyone remembers its awesome!♥

"Fetch" isn't going to happen!

WTH : )

And that's the one line in the whole thing where my Dad walked in...... then walked straight out again.

Hahaha funniest quote :D

Yep, thats what all guys love to hear...

"Okay, I can't do this." made me laugh so hard

I quote this all the time :L

Hahaha I laughed so hard with this: ''Chlamydia, K L A ..'' xd

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? Okay everybody take some rubbers!

actually he said dont have sex, because you will get pregnant.....and die. and then he said if you do touch eachother, you will get Chlamydia.

amanda n bridget n sam found that one out

they say it twice n the movie so your both wrong and your both right at the same time lmao

chlamidia, K L A

its don't have sex, you will get pregnant and die.

Actually its. "I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!"

Aye aye aye!

best part. hands down.

no so

It's like ESPN or something!

Well I have this fifth sense, my breasts can tell when it is going to rain :)

Well they can tell when its raining..

grechen weiners have cracked

Hahahaha. I love how Amanda handled the role, so perfectly dumb!

lol

all time faveeee part!!!!!!

Hilarious!

dis waz grt

My favorite from this movie

"Is he bothering you?" "Ummm" "would you like to have sex with him? "No thank you" "ok jason so you can go shave your back now" "you were supposed to call me last night" ahaha had some full mean girls quote game in science too cool

Uh, no. It really is spelled Cady. Person above, with all due respect, you are WRONG.

it means that sears sucks

Sears is a clothing store

Oh it's sears? I always thought it was zeros. What does sears mean? :L

You could try Sears.

Umm I'm Kyle and I live in Indiana?!??

lol

your nana and i have that in common

God Karen you're so stupid!

this is the best one ever! (:

Janice: ew what's that smell Cady: oh, Regina gave me some perfume. Janice: You smell like a baby prostitute Cady: thanks...

Actually the best

Actually it's after Regina says one of the best lines of the movie 'Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's NOT going to happen.

Its actually after the holiday show, I should know

Gretchen says it after she doesn't get any candy canes from Regina ...i think

I dont remember this

hahahahaha

"Sweatpants are the only things that fit me now" haha DIVERGENT

My friend and I scream this at each other periodically through the day. I think it's one of our favorite moments in the movie :)

F=Fabulous A=And T=Talented P=Pretty H=Hot A=And T=Tempting

the person above is right. it's "you're fat because I hate you." she's saying that she was behind hateful towards someone and that it hurt her feelings and that sh'es sorry

why would she say youre cool because i hate you?? its youre fat because i hate you

P. Pretty H. Hot A. And T. Tempting

"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're PHAT because I hate you" Fat = a person who has lots of weight Phat = person who is cool

all junior girls report to the gymnasium immediately- immediately !!!!!

It's so great. She's like a Martian

no thats not funny

It's slang from England? How come I didnt know that, when I live in England? Oh, yeah, it's NOT SLANG FROM ENGLAND!!!!

The first part or your quote is right. The part where regina says "stop rying to make fetch happen..." is right after the holiday show where as the beginning of it is when they are in the cafeteria.

lol it so much !!!!

lol i love that! :D

those are in two different parts of the movie..

*and none for gretchen weiners, bye.

SHE doesn't even go here !

Random girl - "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." Damien - "She doesn't even go here!"

*obvious. Sorry. I had to.

its not sad, you should obvi know how to spell her name

How sad to correct the misspelling of a surname fictional character. You know what she means

It's Heron.

man..... thats just gross not even funny

Lol Toaster Streudels XD

LOL,

Lmao mines tooo

its right

whys that funny?

Taylor Wydell :)

Regina: This is susan from planned parenthood, i have her test results,if you could tell her to give me a call,its urgent, thank you

LOL PLANET PARENTHOOD. Its soulds like an amusement park. Definitely NOT Planet Parenthood.

LOL. it's definitely not Planet Parenthood. it's definitely planned Parenthood.

Its Planet Parenthood, and the girls name is taylor rodell :D

Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Blydel? Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as you can? It's urgent, bye...

Thanks, I just haven't seen the movie in like, a year.

This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, is Taylor home? I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.

lol the dog was bitting her and she didnt care

its definitely awwe u guys keep me so young love yaa!!

You guys keep me young I love yaa

it wasn't supposed to be made out but the real version was "too sexual"

*oh my god that was one time

Lmao I love that girl

Do you go here? No, I just have alot of feelings. Okay go home.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! Do you go here? No, I just love being happy. Go home.

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." Damien"She doesn't even go here!" some one needs to watch the movie again lmao i love stupid people..

"I wish we could bake a cake made out of rainbows ans smiles and we could all eat and be happy!..." jeez, were the people who wrote these drunk? To misQuote mean girls is a sin...

LOOOL. it's not supposed to be that. it's supposed to be Is your cherry popped? Would you like us to assign someone to pop your cherry? but they wanted a PG13 rating and they couldn't put that in :(

no... i just have a lot of feelings

She dosent even go here!? Do you go here

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

you people should all just get along, i agree that it is Ndebele(how do you know that by the way?) but calling them miss know it all isn't the nicest thing to say when she or he was trying to politely correct the comment. they even put a smiley face! And its also not great to call them a dumb broad. maybe they weren't a massive fan like some of my friends so they didn't know how to spell it. it is hard to spell correctly. i'm only 10 and i know all this. plz dont fight!!!!

wow, arguing about a comment. what has this world come to?

pah! this is funny reading all your arguments:').. but i agree, shes only correcting what uouv done wrong. deal with it.

She was just being polite and fixing your mistake. That's one of the reasons why this site has a comment box.. Think.

oh my god, you peole dont have to fight over this thing. That is so immature. ~Peace!

she wouldn't have to be miss know it all, if you would just get your damn quotes right dumb broad.

Miss know it all arent you?? God.

it's Ndebele not undibelly=)

Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!

you know what everyone says about you?that youre a home schooled jungle freak whos a less hot version of me!so you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy little-

It's definitely, "Get in, loser. We're going shopping." The grammar police is here to save the day.

It's definitely, "Get in, loser, we're going shopping."

amazinggg :D

*make sure you check out her mom's boob job. they're hard as rocks!

Kevin G tells Janis: "Damn! Rather see you out there shakin' that thang!" And he tells Cady "Damn Africa, what happened?" after she fails her calculus test.

Kevin G says that to Cady when theyre walking into the dance at the end of the mathletes comp. and he says it to Janis when the plastics are dancing at the talent show . duh ;)

no sweetie . she's right. this is quotes from mean girls. not say whatever you want. if you can't quote it CORRECTLY then don't post a quote and make yourself look stupid. daanks

beeyotch you need to get a damn life and let people write wtf they wnt to...u damn *****

And it's spelled JANIS! jeez.

This isn't right, it's damn I'd rather see you out there shaking that thang. " (Kevin says to Janice.)

he says "damn! Rather see you out there, shaking tat thang" and he says it to janice

He says that to Janice. jeez.

No actually youre wrong as well. It's "some people think im lying about being a virgin"

when they're in the gym after Mr. Duvall asks all the Junior girls to go there and they're all sharing their "issues."

where is this in the movie?

yeah but there are your cousins and then your first cousins...

Karen: Yeah but there are first cousins then second cousins . . . Wait that's not right is it? Gretchen: That's so not right.

its "some of us shouldnt have to take this workshop..."

NOW HERE'S SOME CONDOMS

now everybody take some rubbers, not now heres some condoms just saying

now here's some condoms

morning*......

dude this is like the 10th time this quote was posted...

Owned girl that keeps correcting stuff thats already right!

^^it happens twice in the movie. one says pregnant and one says chlamydia.

its' do not have sex, you will get chlamidia and you will die' sorry :/ i have a need to be right :')

GRETCHEN :YOU CANT"S SIT WITH US

Djambo

*cady

No, it's Michigan

* im from detroit

haaahaaaa (:

Someone wrote in that book that I lie about being a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

"awh hell naw. i did not leave the south side for this."

Thats not right. That random girl's skirt was her moms in the 80s. Cady's bracelet was made for her by her mom. Jeez! Get it right!!!

GRETCHEN,STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN! ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!

Kevin G: daaaaaaamn! Janice: what?! Kevin G: I'd rather see you up there shakin that thang! Lmfao I love this

Dude seriously?

not The South Side, only South Side!