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Most memorable quotes from the movie Mean Girls

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"If you're from Africa...why are you white?" Report Abuse
"If you're from Africa...why are you white?" "Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white"
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worst comeback ever!!!!! cx
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HELLO to my friends out there i am testifying about the good work of a man who help me it has been hell from the day my husband left me i am a woman with two kids my problem stated when the father of my kids travel i never help he was living but as at two weeks i did not set my eye on my husband i try calling but he was not taken my call some week he call me telling me that he has found love some where easy at first i never take to be serous but day after he came to the house to pick his things that was the time i notice that things is going bad i help he will come back but things was going bad day by day i needed to talk to someone about it so i went to his friend but there was no help so i give it up on him month later i met on the the internet a spell caster i never believe on this but i needed my men back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it for doing sake but after three day my husband called me telling me that he his coming home i still do not believe but as at the six day the father to my kids came to the house asking me to for give him the spell work to said to my self from that day i was happy with my family thanks to the esango priest of (abamieghe)esango priest he his a great man you need to try him you can as well to tell him your problem so that he can be of help to you his content email is this esangopriest@gmail.com indeed you are a priest thank you for making my home a happy home again. remember his email is esangopriest@gmail.com
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haha this is so stupid lol jk it is funny haha!!!!! =]
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i looooooooooooooooove this quote!!
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lmao she's dumb
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lmfaoooo i love this one!
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hahaha my friend asked me that today!!!!!!
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karen, you cant just go around asking why their white.. ;)
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karen is so blonde
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damn africa!
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your a bit blond ??
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the best!!!
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"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." "She doesn't even go here!" Report Abuse
139 points - added 4 years ago by guest - 16 comments
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lol. thats soo funny
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loool
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that was crazy
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hahahahahah that bit was funny! xx
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laugh.
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omg this part was hilarious
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That part is SO stupid!
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HAHAHA i luv this part me and my friend always say this when someones having an argument :P
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this is a random girl form a different school & Damien doesn't say this quote he says this: "She doesn't even go here" is what Damien says
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no, damien is here pretending to be a girl. he says it.
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lmao she just has alot of feelings
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lol this part was sooo hillarious!
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a stranger says it you dont know their name
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this line is like.. so totally fetch ;)
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who's line is this?
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This is like....my favourite part of the movie!!!!
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Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G! Report Abuse
139 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 15 comments
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man that what i am talking about!!!!!!!!!
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Really funny love the "yo yo yo" part. What's up with the "James Bond the third" part? Lol it was my favorite quote in mean girls
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ghetto
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to the person above, carissa, you cant beat the plastics performance!!
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this was the best at the talent show
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Alright kevin, thats enough! - HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE:')!
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I think that's so funny
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i kno a guy with the name kevin gowdy.. he knos the whole rap and does it all the time
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aggreed and he ishot !!
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Its soo funny! :')
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This is sooo funny! :)
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** && I lovee this part _Ashleyy GG_ ♥
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(: (: (: ♥ my favorite part of the movie
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All right Kevin that's enough.
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he is hot !! ;)
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4 four your glen coco, you go glen coco Report Abuse
137 points - added 4 years ago by guest - 9 comments
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4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco*
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Its four for you glen coco you go glen coco...... But none for gretchen weiners bye! Not and none. Sorry I know this movie like the back of my own hand. It is one of my favorites.
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YOU GO GLEN COCO
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and none for gretchen weiners bye
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who ever is posting these obvi doesnt even know the correct way its said but otherwise its a great site
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It's "Four for you, Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!"
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and none for gretchen weiners. bye
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Four FOR YOU glen Coco, You go Glen Coco.
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you, not your
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"...and on the third day, God created the remington bull action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs…and the ho-mo-sex-uals. AMEN!" Report Abuse
137 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 7 comments
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Its "bolt action" not bull
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Aaw the boy on the left with no teeth was SO. CUTE.
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Amen :L
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PAHAHA ! xD
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best line in the whole film!!! XD
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it's called a 'BOLT action. wow....
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hahaha
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And one time she punched me in the face... IT WAS AWESOME! :D Report Abuse
THIS QUOTE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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she doesn't say 'and'
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OMG THAT QUOTE IS AWESOME !!!!!! :D
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I don't hate you because you're fat - you're fat because I hate you Report Abuse
126 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
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haha i love this quote
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Me ffffffav!
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lmfao.
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haha i love this(:
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'hey janis i love your new wig, what's it made out of?' 'YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR.!!!!' Report Abuse
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Btww Your Not A Very Good Mean Girls Faan..Its Nice Wig Janis Whats It Made Of..Ya Mums Chest Hair..Duhh:) By Danni Andd Meggiee.xxx
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THAT IS HILARIOUS
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best line in the whooooole movie!:)
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'nice wig janis, whats it made out of?' 'YOUR MUM"S CHEST HAIR!!!'
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There is a 30% chance that it is already raining! Report Abuse
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she does say espn, but means esp......but course since she's suppose to be stupid she says espn instead lol
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Its not espn.... she was talking about esp, as in psychic abilities...
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person above me. it's ESPN
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I think ive got esfp or something by breast can tell when its raining lol
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THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY :')
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lmfaoo.
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ahhaa then she touches her boobs
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That is so fetch! Report Abuse
89 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 3 comments
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Gretchen! STOP trying to make fetch happen! It's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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this quote is obvs the best .. it the one everyone remembers its awesome!♥
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"Fetch" isn't going to happen!
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Random Girl: People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! Principal Duvall: Okay I can't do this. Report Abuse
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And that's the one line in the whole thing where my Dad walked in...... then walked straight out again.
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Hahaha funniest quote :D
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Yep, thats what all guys love to hear...
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"Okay, I can't do this." made me laugh so hard
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I quote this all the time :L
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'Do not have sex, you will get chlamidia and you will die.!!' Report Abuse
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Hahaha I laughed so hard with this: ''Chlamydia, K L A ..'' xd
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? Okay everybody take some rubbers!
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actually he said dont have sex, because you will get pregnant.....and die. and then he said if you do touch eachother, you will get Chlamydia.
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amanda n bridget n sam found that one out
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they say it twice n the movie so your both wrong and your both right at the same time lmao
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chlamidia, K L A
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its don't have sex, you will get pregnant and die.
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"I have a big fat LESBIAN crush on you. So suck on that!" Report Abuse
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Actually its. "I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!"
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Aye aye aye!
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best part. hands down.
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no so
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My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain Report Abuse
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It's like ESPN or something!
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Well I have this fifth sense, my breasts can tell when it is going to rain :)
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Well they can tell when its raining..
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I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now Report Abuse
65 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
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Hahahaha. I love how Amanda handled the role, so perfectly dumb!
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lol
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all time faveeee part!!!!!!
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Hilarious!
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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
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grechen weiners have cracked
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thats why her hair's so big, its full of secrets... Report Abuse
damion is a genius
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dis waz grt
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This is Damien, he's almost too gay to function... Report Abuse
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My favorite from this movie
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Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Report Abuse
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"Is he bothering you?" "Ummm" "would you like to have sex with him? "No thank you" "ok jason so you can go shave your back now" "you were supposed to call me last night" ahaha had some full mean girls quote game in science too cool
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"where's Cady?" "She went out." "She's grounded." "Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?" Report Abuse
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Uh, no. It really is spelled Cady. Person above, with all due respect, you are WRONG.
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her name is kady
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Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You should try Sears Report Abuse
43 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
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it means that sears sucks
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Sears is a clothing store
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Oh it's sears? I always thought it was zeros. What does sears mean? :L
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You could try Sears.
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Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack. Report Abuse
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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Umm I'm Kyle and I live in Indiana?!??
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lol
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"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk." Report Abuse
"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk." "Your nana and I have that in common."
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your nana and i have that in common
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Karen: Do You Wanna Do Something Fun? You Wanna Go To Taco Bell!? Report Abuse
Karen: Do You Wanna Do Something Fun? You Wanna Go To Taco Bell!? Regina: I Can't Go To Taco Bell I'm On An All Carb Diet! God Karen You're So Stupid!
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God Karen you're so stupid!
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this is the best one ever! (:
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You smell like a baby prostitute! Report Abuse
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume. Janice: You smell like a baby prostitute.
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Janice: ew what's that smell Cady: oh, Regina gave me some perfume. Janice: You smell like a baby prostitute Cady: thanks...
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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular. Report Abuse
37 points - added 4 years ago by carmen82 - 1 comment
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Actually the best
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Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet. What's so great about Caesar huh? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. OK people totally like brutus just as much as they like caesar and since when was it ok for one person to be the boss of everyone huh? Cause that's not what rome is about we should totally just stab Caesar!!!! Report Abuse
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Actually it's after Regina says one of the best lines of the movie 'Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's NOT going to happen.
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Its actually after the holiday show, I should know
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Gretchen says it after she doesn't get any candy canes from Regina ...i think
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I dont remember this
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"I want my pink shirt back. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!!" Report Abuse
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hahahahaha
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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you Report Abuse
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F=Fabulous A=And T=Talented P=Pretty H=Hot A=And T=Tempting
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the person above is right. it's "you're fat because I hate you." she's saying that she was behind hateful towards someone and that it hurt her feelings and that sh'es sorry
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why would she say youre cool because i hate you?? its youre fat because i hate you
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P. Pretty H. Hot A. And T. Tempting
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"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're PHAT because I hate you" Fat = a person who has lots of weight Phat = person who is cool
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Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this! Report Abuse
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all junior girls report to the gymnasium immediately- immediately !!!!!
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It's like I have ESPN or something Report Abuse
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"whatever those rules arn't real" "they were real that time i wore a vest" "that's because that vest was disgusting" "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US" Report Abuse
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"Sweatpants are the only things that fit me now" haha DIVERGENT
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My friend and I scream this at each other periodically through the day. I think it's one of our favorite moments in the movie :)
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At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.~ Report Abuse
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"do you even know who sings this ?" "the spice girls. . . ?" Report Abuse
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It's so great. She's like a Martian
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On Wednesday's we wear pink! Report Abuse
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no thats not funny
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Gretchen: OMG that is so. fetch. Regina: what is fetch! Gretchen: its like slang; from England. Regina: GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN. IT IS NOT. GOING TO HAPPEN :L :L Report Abuse
best. ever. quote. :]
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It's slang from England? How come I didnt know that, when I live in England? Oh, yeah, it's NOT SLANG FROM ENGLAND!!!!
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The first part or your quote is right. The part where regina says "stop rying to make fetch happen..." is right after the holiday show where as the beginning of it is when they are in the cafeteria.
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lol it so much !!!!
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lol i love that! :D
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those are in two different parts of the movie..
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And none for Gretchen Weiners Report Abuse
Funny!
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*and none for gretchen weiners, bye.
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You don't even go here Report Abuse
its funny
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SHE doesn't even go here !
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Random girl - "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." Damien - "She doesn't even go here!"
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Wickens- DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT Report Abuse
ITS FREAKING BRILL :d
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I saw Cady Harran wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops Report Abuse
quotable
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*obvious. Sorry. I had to.
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its not sad, you should obvi know how to spell her name
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How sad to correct the misspelling of a surname fictional character. You know what she means
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It's Heron.
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Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin cause I use super jumbo tampons. But I cant help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina. Report Abuse
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man..... thats just gross not even funny
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Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. Report Abuse
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Lol Toaster Streudels XD
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Boy 1:" I'm voting for Regina cuz she got hit by a bus..." Boy 2: "I'm voting for Cady cuz she pushed her." Report Abuse
I'm not sure if thats correct LOL, but this is my faaaav :)
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Lmao mines tooo
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its right
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I don't know why anyone hates Regina. She's such a good slut. Report Abuse
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LOL,
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Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Don't go in there!!! (Zombie-bride Cady runs in) Ahhhhhhh! (Damion and Janice drop the popcorn) Report Abuse
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Hello Planned Parenthood, is (Girl's name) home? No she is out. Tell her we have her test results back, tell her it's urgent, thanks! She isn't dating anyone now! Report Abuse
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whys that funny?
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Taylor Wydell :)
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Regina: This is susan from planned parenthood, i have her test results,if you could tell her to give me a call,its urgent, thank you
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LOL PLANET PARENTHOOD. Its soulds like an amusement park. Definitely NOT Planet Parenthood.
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LOL. it's definitely not Planet Parenthood. it's definitely planned Parenthood.
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Its Planet Parenthood, and the girls name is taylor rodell :D
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Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Blydel? Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as you can? It's urgent, bye...
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Thanks, I just haven't seen the movie in like, a year.
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This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, is Taylor home? I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.
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Mrs. George: so you guys. what is up? what has everybody been up to? what is the hot gossip? tell me everything. what is everyone listening to? what are the cool jams? Regina: MOM, could you go fix your hair? Report Abuse
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lol the dog was bitting her and she didnt care
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its definitely awwe u guys keep me so young love yaa!!
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You guys keep me young I love yaa
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Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack. Report Abuse
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
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MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Report Abuse
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it wasn't supposed to be made out but the real version was "too sexual"
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*oh my god that was one time
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Lmao I love that girl
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I'm sorry people are so jealous of me, but I can't help that i'm popular Report Abuse
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"I wish we could bake a cake made out of butterflies and rainbows and we could all eat and be happy" Report Abuse
because it is awesome
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Do you go here? No, I just have alot of feelings. Okay go home.
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SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! Do you go here? No, I just love being happy. Go home.
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I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." Damien"She doesn't even go here!" some one needs to watch the movie again lmao i love stupid people..
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"I wish we could bake a cake made out of rainbows ans smiles and we could all eat and be happy!..." jeez, were the people who wrote these drunk? To misQuote mean girls is a sin...
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"What can I say? Moderatly priced soaps are my calling." Report Abuse
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Would You Like Us To Assign Someone To Butter Your Muffin? Report Abuse
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LOOOL. it's not supposed to be that. it's supposed to be Is your cherry popped? Would you like us to assign someone to pop your cherry? but they wanted a PG13 rating and they couldn't put that in :(
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this is the fertility vase from the undibelly tribe. does that mean anything to you?? no Report Abuse
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no... i just have a lot of feelings
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She dosent even go here!? Do you go here
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I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
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you people should all just get along, i agree that it is Ndebele(how do you know that by the way?) but calling them miss know it all isn't the nicest thing to say when she or he was trying to politely correct the comment. they even put a smiley face! And its also not great to call them a dumb broad. maybe they weren't a massive fan like some of my friends so they didn't know how to spell it. it is hard to spell correctly. i'm only 10 and i know all this. plz dont fight!!!!
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wow, arguing about a comment. what has this world come to?
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pah! this is funny reading all your arguments:').. but i agree, shes only correcting what uouv done wrong. deal with it.
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She was just being polite and fixing your mistake. That's one of the reasons why this site has a comment box.. Think.
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oh my god, you peole dont have to fight over this thing. That is so immature. ~Peace!
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she wouldn't have to be miss know it all, if you would just get your damn quotes right dumb broad.
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Miss know it all arent you?? God.
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it's Ndebele not undibelly=)
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"You know what everyone says about you behind your back? That you're a homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Report Abuse
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Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!
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you know what everyone says about you?that youre a home schooled jungle freak whos a less hot version of me!so you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy little-
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On October 3rd he asked me what day it was Report Abuse
'What day is it?' 'It's October 3rd.' TODAY IS OCTOBER THIRD SO THIS MATTERS
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Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass? Who would write that?... Who wouldn't write that? Report Abuse
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amazinggg :D
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If you knew how mean she really is. You know I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings right? Yea two years ago she told me that hoop earrings were her things and I wasnt allowed to wear them anymore. Then for channukah my parents got me a pair of really expensive white gold hoops, and I had to pretend like i didnt like them and it was so sad" Report Abuse
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get in the car loserr , we're going shopping! Report Abuse
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It's definitely, "Get in, loser. We're going shopping." The grammar police is here to save the day.
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It's definitely, "Get in, loser, we're going shopping."
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IM A MOUSE. DUH Report Abuse
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check out her mom's boobs! they're hard as rocks! ;) Report Abuse
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*make sure you check out her mom's boob job. they're hard as rocks!
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Damn Africa, i rather see you shake that thang Report Abuse
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Kevin G tells Janis: "Damn! Rather see you out there shakin' that thang!" And he tells Cady "Damn Africa, what happened?" after she fails her calculus test.
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Kevin G says that to Cady when theyre walking into the dance at the end of the mathletes comp. and he says it to Janis when the plastics are dancing at the talent show . duh ;)
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no sweetie . she's right. this is quotes from mean girls. not say whatever you want. if you can't quote it CORRECTLY then don't post a quote and make yourself look stupid. daanks
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beeyotch you need to get a damn life and let people write wtf they wnt to...u damn *****
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And it's spelled JANIS! jeez.
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This isn't right, it's damn I'd rather see you out there shaking that thang. " (Kevin says to Janice.)
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he says "damn! Rather see you out there, shaking tat thang" and he says it to janice
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He says that to Janice. jeez.
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mean girls Report Abuse
first of all its some people dont think i am a virgin because i use jumbo tampons but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! :))
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No actually youre wrong as well. It's "some people think im lying about being a virgin"
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when they're in the gym after Mr. Duvall asks all the Junior girls to go there and they're all sharing their "issues."
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where is this in the movie?
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you are not stupid Karen, no I am actually, I am failling almost everything.. well thers most be something you are good at?..I can put my whole fist inmy mouth.. wanna see? Report Abuse
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"He's your cousin..." Report Abuse
cause its the best quote of mean girls ever!!!!!
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yeah but there are your cousins and then your first cousins...
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Karen: Yeah but there are first cousins then second cousins . . . Wait that's not right is it? Gretchen: That's so not right.
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Regina: Some of us shouldn't have to be here because some of us are just victims in this situation. Report Abuse
Regina: Some of us shouldn't have to be here because some of us are just victims in this situation. Ms. Norberry: That's probably true. How many of you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
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its "some of us shouldnt have to take this workshop..."
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but you LOVE lady smith black mambazzo ! Report Abuse
Perfection.
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Mom Can You Pick Me Up I'm Scared? Report Abuse
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Don't have sex in the missionary position don't have sex standing up just don't have sex promise? Report Abuse
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now everybody take some rubbers, not now heres some condoms just saying
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now here's some condoms
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"i have really bad breath in the morninq." "ewww." Report Abuse
Its funny as i dontknow what.
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morning*......
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sexual education tip Report Abuse
dont have sex because you will get pregnant, and die!
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dude this is like the 10th time this quote was posted...
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Owned girl that keeps correcting stuff thats already right!
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^^it happens twice in the movie. one says pregnant and one says chlamydia.
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its' do not have sex, you will get chlamidia and you will die' sorry :/ i have a need to be right :')
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your face smells like peppermint Report Abuse
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You're a mean girl, you're a bitch! Report Abuse
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Regina: Shut Up Report Abuse
Regina: Shut Up Regina: SHUT UP! Cady: I didn't say anything
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"You can't sit with us!" Report Abuse
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And I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this. Report Abuse
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When we were thirteen , she made people sign this petition saying that Janis was a.. DAMIAN! please! Report Abuse
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Oke, everybody take some rubbers. Report Abuse
The dude is so funny!
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''Jombo!'' ... What? Report Abuse
This is so dry and funny.
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''Well, maybe some other time when... my shirt isn't see through.'' ''Oke.'' *looks down sneaky* Report Abuse
Cady just spilled coffee on miss Norberry's shirt. It's see through and mr. Duval finds it interesting.
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But you love lady blacksmith mambazo!!! Report Abuse
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Caddy: There has to be something your good at Karen: Well i have a 5th sense....my breasts can tell when its raining Report Abuse
becuase everytime i hear this i almost pee in my pants!!!
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*cady
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"Welcome!" "...I'm from Michigan." "...Great!" Report Abuse
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No, it's Michigan
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* im from detroit
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haaahaaaa (:
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I can't help that I have a super heavy flow and a wide set vagina! Report Abuse
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Someone wrote in that book that I lie about being a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
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People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
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You can go shave your back now Jason! Report Abuse
hehheeee! favee ever quotee!
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I am a pusher caty cats: yeah right a drug pusher Report Abuse
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Cady: I dont know if anyone has told you about me, I'm a new student here.. My name is Cady Herring. Cristen H.: Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass! Report Abuse
Because it's pretty funny
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Regina: "I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!" Report Abuse
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Regina: Homeschooled, that's really interesting. But you're like really pretty. Cady: Thanks. Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty? Cady: oh, i don't know.. Regina: OhmyGod, i love your bracelet, where did you get it? Cady: its my moms in the 80's. Regina: vintage! so adorable. Cady: thanks. Report Abuse
THIS IS WORTHY TO BE LOLED.
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Thats not right. That random girl's skirt was her moms in the 80s. Cady's bracelet was made for her by her mom. Jeez! Get it right!!!
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You have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins... Report Abuse
Karen at the Halloween party with Gretchen.
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That was the ugliest f-ing skirt ive ever seen! Report Abuse
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"im a cool mom, right regina" "please stop talking"- regina Report Abuse
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"thats so fetch" Report Abuse
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principal - I did NOT need this *turns on fire alarm* girl - oh crap MY HAIR Report Abuse
lol ^^
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"awh hell naw. i did not leave the south side for this."
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Cool Mom Report Abuse
There are no rules in this house im im not like a regular Mom . I'm a Cool Mom!!!
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i real spell caster Report Abuse
My Name is TRACY, From United Kingdom. I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called dr ideshi has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, I was married to this man called Steven we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when I was unable to give him a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email, then you won't believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back, and after a month I miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great dr ideshi for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below: 1) If you want your ex back. (2) if you always have bad dreams. (3) You want to be promoted in your office. (4) You want women/men to run after you. (5) If you want a child. (6) You want to be rich. (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. (8) If you need financial assistance. (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money - you can contact hem via: email ideshispelltemple@outlook.com or cell phone +2348074839242.
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Janis: Here have this *Throughs Painting at her* I won a prize Damian: *Drives off* AND I WANT MY PINK SHRIT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! Report Abuse
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would you like me to assign some butter to you muffin Report Abuse
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Kevin G Report Abuse
Mathlete - im like james bond the third, sh sh shaken not stirred
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Kevin G: daaaaaaamn! Janice: what?! Kevin G: I'd rather see you up there shakin that thang! Lmfao I love this
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Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this! Report Abuse
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Dude seriously?
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not The South Side, only South Side!
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