1.
"If you're from Africa...why are you white?"
"If you're from Africa...why are you white?"
"Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white"
143 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 10 comments
Comments:
haha this is so stupid lol jk it is funny haha!!!!! =]
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
i looooooooooooooooove this quote!!
Added 1 year ago by guest, -2 points
lmao she's dumb
Added 1 year ago by Meashka_babygurl, 4 points
lmfaoooo
i love this one!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
hahaha my friend asked me that today!!!!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
karen, you cant just go around asking why their white.. ;)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 11 points
karen is so blonde
Added 2 years ago by laffs, 3 points
damn africa!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 4 points
your a bit blond ??
Added 2 years ago by guest, -6 points
the best!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
2.
And one time she punched me in the face... IT WAS AWESOME! :D
THIS QUOTE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
142 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
OMG THAT QUOTE IS AWESOME !!!!!! :D
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
3.
"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." "She doesn't even go here!"
140 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 16 comments
Comments:
lol. thats soo funny
Added 7 months ago by guest, 0 points
loool
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
that was crazy
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
hahahahahah that bit was funny! xx
Added 1 year ago by guest, -4 points
laugh.
Added 1 year ago by guest, 3 points
omg this part was hilarious
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
That part is SO stupid!
Added 1 year ago by Meashka_babygurl, -13 points
HAHAHA i luv this part me and my friend always say this when someones having an argument :P
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
this is a random girl form a different school
& Damien doesn't say this quote he says this:
"She doesn't even go here" is what Damien says
Added 2 years ago by guest, 4 points
no, damien is here pretending to be a girl. he says it.
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
lmao she just has alot of feelings
Added 2 years ago by guest, 5 points
lol this part was sooo hillarious!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
a stranger says it you dont know their name
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
this line is like.. so totally fetch ;)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
who's line is this?
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
This is like....my favourite part of the movie!!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
4.
"...and on the third day, God created the remington bull action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs…and the ho-mo-sex-uals. AMEN!"
139 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 7 comments
Comments:
Its "bolt action" not bull
Added 5 months ago by guest, 2 points
Aaw the boy on the left with no teeth was SO. CUTE.
Added 1 year ago by guest, -5 points
Amen :L
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
PAHAHA ! xD
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
best line in the whole film!!! XD
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
it's called a 'BOLT action. wow....
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
hahaha
Added 2 years ago by guest, -6 points
5.
4 four your glen coco, you go glen coco
138 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 8 comments
Comments:
Its four for you glen coco you go glen coco......
But none for gretchen weiners bye!
Not and none. Sorry I know this movie like the back of my own hand. It is one of my favorites.
Added 11 months ago by guest, 4 points
YOU GO GLEN COCO
Added 1 year ago by guest, 11 points
and none for gretchen weiners bye
Added 2 years ago by jazzyfizz227, 18 points
who ever is posting these obvi doesnt even know the correct way its said
but otherwise its a great site
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
It's "Four for you, Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!"
Added 2 years ago by guest, 6 points
and none for gretchen weiners. bye
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
Four FOR YOU glen Coco, You go Glen Coco.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
you, not your
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
6.
Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
136 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 15 comments
Comments:
man that what i am talking about!!!!!!!!!
Added 1 year ago by guest, -4 points
Really funny love the "yo yo yo" part. What's up with the "James Bond the third" part? Lol it was my favorite quote in mean girls
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
ghetto
Added 1 year ago by guest, -3 points
to the person above, carissa, you cant beat the plastics performance!!
Added 1 year ago by guest, -3 points
this was the best at the talent show
Added 1 year ago by Carrissa, -3 points
Alright kevin, thats enough!
- HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE:')!
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
I think that's so funny
Added 1 year ago by Meashka_babygurl, 0 points
i kno a guy with the name kevin gowdy.. he knos the whole rap and does it all the time
Added 2 years ago by jazzyfizz227, 1 point
aggreed and he ishot !!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
Its soo funny! :')
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
This is sooo funny! :)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
** && I lovee this part
_Ashleyy GG_ ♥
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
(: (: (: ♥ my favorite part of the movie
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
All right Kevin that's enough.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
he is hot !! ;)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
7.
I don't hate you because you're fat - you're fat because I hate you
123 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
Comments:
haha i love this quote
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
Me ffffffav!
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
lmfao.
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
haha i love this(:
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
8.
'hey janis i love your new wig, what's it made out of?' 'YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR.!!!!'
115 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
Btww Your Not A Very Good Mean Girls Faan..Its Nice Wig Janis Whats It Made Of..Ya Mums Chest Hair..Duhh:)
By Danni Andd Meggiee.xxx
Added 1 year ago by guest, 3 points
THAT IS HILARIOUS
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
best line in the whooooole movie!:)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
'nice wig janis, whats it made out of?'
'YOUR MUM"S CHEST HAIR!!!'
Added 2 years ago by guest, 6 points
9.
There is a 30% chance that it is already raining!
99 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 7 comments
Comments:
she does say espn, but means esp......but course since she's suppose to be stupid she says espn instead lol
Added 1 year ago by guest, -3 points
Its not espn.... she was talking about esp, as in psychic abilities...
Added 1 year ago by guest, -2 points
person above me. it's ESPN
Added 1 year ago by guest, 3 points
I think ive got esfp or something by breast can tell when its raining lol
Added 1 year ago by guest, -2 points
THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY :')
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
lmfaoo.
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
ahhaa then she touches her boobs
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
10.
That is so fetch!
87 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 3 comments
Comments:
Gretchen! STOP trying to make fetch happen! It's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
Added 1 year ago by guest, 17 points
this quote is obvs the best ..
it the one everyone remembers its awesome!♥
Added 2 years ago by guest, -4 points
"Fetch" isn't going to happen!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -5 points
11.
Random Girl: People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! Principal Duvall: Okay I can't do this.
79 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
Hahaha funniest quote :D
Added 11 months ago by guest, 0 points
Yep, thats what all guys love to hear...
Added 1 year ago by guest, 4 points
"Okay, I can't do this." made me laugh so hard
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
I quote this all the time :L
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
12.
'Do not have sex, you will get chlamidia and you will die.!!'
72 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 7 comments
Comments:
Hahaha I laughed so hard with this:
''Chlamydia, K L A ..'' xd
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, promise? Okay everybody take some rubbers!
Added 1 year ago by guest, 10 points
actually he said dont have sex, because you will get pregnant.....and die. and then he said if you do touch eachother, you will get Chlamydia.
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
amanda n bridget n sam found that one out
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
they say it twice n the movie so your both wrong and your both right at the same time lmao
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
chlamidia, K L A
Added 2 years ago by guest, 4 points
its don't have sex, you will get pregnant and die.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
13.
"I have a big fat LESBIAN crush on you. So suck on that!"
72 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
Actually its.
"I don't know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!"
Added 1 year ago by guest, 8 points
Aye aye aye!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
best part. hands down.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
no so
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
14.
I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now
66 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
Comments:
Hahahaha. I love how Amanda handled the role, so perfectly dumb!
Added 11 months ago by guest, 2 points
lol
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
all time faveeee part!!!!!!
Added 2 years ago by jazzyfizz227, 1 point
Hilarious!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
15.
My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain
64 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 3 comments
Comments:
It's like ESPN or something!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 6 points
Well I have this fifth sense, my breasts can tell when it is going to rain :)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
Well they can tell when its raining..
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
16.
BEST QUOTE
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
61 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
grechen weiners have cracked
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
17.
thats why her hair's so big, its full of secrets...
damion is a genius
61 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
dis waz grt
Added 2 years ago by guest, -7 points
18.
This is Damien, he's almost too gay to function...
60 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
My favorite from this movie
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
19.
Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
56 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 1 comment
Comments:
"Is he bothering you?" "Ummm" "would you like to have sex with him? "No thank you" "ok jason so you can go shave your back now" "you were supposed to call me last night" ahaha had some full mean girls quote game in science too cool
Added 1 year ago by guest, 4 points
20.
"where's Cady?" "She went out." "She's grounded." "Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?"
46 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
Uh, no. It really is spelled Cady. Person above, with all due respect, you are WRONG.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
her name is kady
Added 2 years ago by guest, -19 points
21.
"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk."
"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk."
"Your nana and I have that in common."
41 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 1 comment
Comments:
your nana and i have that in common
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
22.
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You should try Sears
41 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 4 comments
Comments:
it means that sears sucks
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
Sears is a clothing store
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
Oh it's sears? I always thought it was zeros. What does sears mean? :L
Added 1 year ago by guest, -7 points
You could try Sears.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
23.
Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
40 points - added 3 years ago by samkarol21 - 2 comments
Comments:
Umm I'm Kyle and I live in Indiana?!??
Added 1 year ago by guest, 15 points
lol
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
24.
Karen: Do You Wanna Do Something Fun? You Wanna Go To Taco Bell!?
Karen: Do You Wanna Do Something Fun? You Wanna Go To Taco Bell!?
Regina: I Can't Go To Taco Bell I'm On An All Carb Diet! God Karen You're So Stupid!
40 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 2 comments
Comments:
God Karen you're so stupid!
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
this is the best one ever! (:
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
25.
You smell like a baby prostitute!
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janice: You smell like a baby prostitute.
38 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Janice: ew what's that smell
Cady: oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janice: You smell like a baby prostitute
Cady: thanks...
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
26.
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet. What's so great about Caesar huh? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. OK people totally like brutus just as much as they like caesar and since when was it ok for one person to be the boss of everyone huh? Cause that's not what rome is about we should totally just stab Caesar!!!!
36 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
Actually it's after Regina says one of the best lines of the movie 'Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's NOT going to happen.
Added 11 months ago by guest, 0 points
Its actually after the holiday show, I should know
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
Gretchen says it after she doesn't get any candy canes from Regina ...i think
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
I dont remember this
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
27.
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
36 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 -
28.
"I want my pink shirt back. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!!!"
33 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
hahahahaha
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
29.
I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you
31 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 5 comments
Comments:
F=Fabulous A=And T=Talented
P=Pretty H=Hot A=And T=Tempting
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
the person above is right. it's "you're fat because I hate you." she's saying that she was behind hateful towards someone and that it hurt her feelings and that sh'es sorry
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
why would she say youre cool because i hate you?? its youre fat because i hate you
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
P. Pretty
H. Hot
A. And
T. Tempting
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're PHAT because I hate you"
Fat = a person who has lots of weight
Phat = person who is cool
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
30.
Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this!
31 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
all junior girls report to the gymnasium immediately- immediately !!!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
31.
It's like I have ESPN or something
31 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 -
32.
"whatever those rules arn't real" "they were real that time i wore a vest" "that's because that vest was disgusting" "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US"
30 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
My friend and I scream this at each other periodically through the day. I think it's one of our favorite moments in the movie :)
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
33.
"do you even know who sings this ?" "the spice girls. . . ?"
27 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
It's so great. She's like a Martian
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
34.
At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.~
26 points - added 2 years ago by laffs -
35.
On Wednesday's we wear pink!
26 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
no thats not funny
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
36.
Gretchen: OMG that is so. fetch. Regina: what is fetch! Gretchen: its like slang; from England. Regina: GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN. IT IS NOT. GOING TO HAPPEN :L :L
best.
ever.
quote.
:]
24 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 5 comments
Comments:
It's slang from England? How come I didnt know that, when I live in England? Oh, yeah, it's NOT SLANG FROM ENGLAND!!!!
Added 2 months ago by guest, 0 points
The first part or your quote is right. The part where regina says "stop rying to make fetch happen..." is right after the holiday show where as the beginning of it is when they are in the cafeteria.
Added 12 months ago by guest, 0 points
lol it so much !!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
lol i love that! :D
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
those are in two different parts of the movie..
Added 2 years ago by guest, 5 points
37.
You don't even go here
its funny
23 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
SHE doesn't even go here !
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
Random girl - "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
Damien - "She doesn't even go here!"
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
38.
And none for Gretchen Weiners
Funny!
23 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
*and none for gretchen weiners, bye.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
39.
I saw Cady Harran wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops
quotable
20 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
*obvious. Sorry. I had to.
Added 8 months ago by guest, 1 point
its not sad, you should obvi know how to spell her name
Added 1 year ago by guest, -2 points
How sad to correct the misspelling of a surname fictional character. You know what she means
Added 2 years ago by guest, 4 points
It's Heron.
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
40.
Wickens- DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT
ITS FREAKING BRILL :d
19 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
41.
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin cause I use super jumbo tampons. But I cant help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
16 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
man..... thats just gross not even funny
Added 10 months ago by guest, -3 points
42.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
14 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Lol Toaster Streudels XD
Added 8 months ago by guest, 1 point
43.
Boy 1:" I'm voting for Regina cuz she got hit by a bus..." Boy 2: "I'm voting for Cady cuz she pushed her."
I'm not sure if thats correct LOL, but this is my faaaav :)
14 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
Lmao mines tooo
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
its right
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
44.
I don't know why anyone hates Regina. She's such a good slut.
13 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 1 comment
Comments:
LOL,
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
45.
Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Don't go in there!!! (Zombie-bride Cady runs in) Ahhhhhhh! (Damion and Janice drop the popcorn)
11 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
46.
Hello Planned Parenthood, is (Girl's name) home? No she is out. Tell her we have her test results back, tell her it's urgent, thanks! She isn't dating anyone now!
10 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 7 comments
Comments:
Regina: This is susan from planned parenthood, i have her test results,if you could tell her to give me a call,its urgent, thank you
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
LOL PLANET PARENTHOOD. Its soulds like an amusement park. Definitely NOT Planet Parenthood.
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
LOL. it's definitely not Planet Parenthood. it's definitely planned Parenthood.
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
Its Planet Parenthood, and the girls name is taylor rodell :D
Added 1 year ago by guest, -6 points
Hello, may I please speak to Taylor Blydel? Oh, this is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call as soon as you can? It's urgent, bye...
Added 2 years ago by guest, 3 points
Thanks, I just haven't seen the movie in like, a year.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, is Taylor home? I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
47.
Mrs. George: so you guys. what is up? what has everybody been up to? what is the hot gossip? tell me everything. what is everyone listening to? what are the cool jams? Regina: MOM, could you go fix your hair?
9 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 3 comments
Comments:
lol the dog was bitting her and she didnt care
Added 8 months ago by guest, -1 points
its definitely awwe u guys keep me so young love yaa!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
You guys keep me young I love yaa
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
48.
Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
9 points - added 3 years ago by samkarol21 -
49.
MADE OUT WITH A HOTDOG!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 3 comments
Comments:
it wasn't supposed to be made out but the real version was "too sexual"
Added 6 months ago by guest, 0 points
*oh my god that was one time
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
Lmao I love that girl
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
50.
"I wish we could bake a cake made out of butterflies and rainbows and we could all eat and be happy"
because it is awesome
8 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
Do you go here? No, I just have alot of feelings. Okay go home.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! Do you go here? No, I just love being happy. Go home.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." Damien"She doesn't even go here!"
some one needs to watch the movie again lmao i love stupid people..
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
"I wish we could bake a cake made out of rainbows ans smiles and we could all eat and be happy!..."
jeez, were the people who wrote these drunk? To misQuote mean girls is a sin...
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
51.
"What can I say? Moderatly priced soaps are my calling."
7 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
52.
Would You Like Us To Assign Someone To Butter Your Muffin?
7 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
LOOOL. it's not supposed to be that.
it's supposed to be Is your cherry popped? Would you like us to assign someone to pop your cherry? but they wanted a PG13 rating and they couldn't put that in :(
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
53.
I'm sorry people are so jealous of me, but I can't help that i'm popular
7 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
54.
this is the fertility vase from the undibelly tribe. does that mean anything to you?? no
7 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 11 comments
Comments:
no... i just have a lot of feelings
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
She dosent even go here!? Do you go here
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Added 1 year ago by guest, 1 point
you people should all just get along, i agree that it is Ndebele(how do you know that by the way?) but calling them miss know it all isn't the nicest thing to say when she or he was trying to politely correct the comment. they even put a smiley face! And its also not great to call them a dumb broad. maybe they weren't a massive fan like some of my friends so they didn't know how to spell it. it is hard to spell correctly. i'm only 10 and i know all this. plz dont fight!!!!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
wow, arguing about a comment. what has this world come to?
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
pah! this is funny reading all your arguments:')..
but i agree, shes only correcting what uouv done wrong. deal with it.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
She was just being polite and fixing your mistake. That's one of the reasons why this site has a comment box.. Think.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
oh my god, you peole dont have to fight over this thing. That is so immature.
~Peace!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
she wouldn't have to be miss know it all, if you would just get your damn quotes right dumb broad.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
Miss know it all arent you?? God.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
it's Ndebele not undibelly=)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
55.
"You know what everyone says about you behind your back? That you're a homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me"
7 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
you know what everyone says about you?that youre a home schooled jungle freak whos a less hot version of me!so you can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy little-
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
56.
On October 3rd he asked me what day it was
'What day is it?'
'It's October 3rd.'
TODAY IS OCTOBER THIRD SO THIS MATTERS
6 points - added 7 months ago by guest -
57.
Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass? Who would write that?... Who wouldn't write that?
6 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
amazinggg :D
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
58.
If you knew how mean she really is. You know I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings right? Yea two years ago she told me that hoop earrings were her things and I wasnt allowed to wear them anymore. Then for channukah my parents got me a pair of really expensive white gold hoops, and I had to pretend like i didnt like them and it was so sad"
6 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
59.
Damn Africa, i rather see you shake that thang
6 points - added 3 years ago by guest - 8 comments
Comments:
Kevin G tells Janis: "Damn! Rather see you out there shakin' that thang!"
And he tells Cady "Damn Africa, what happened?" after she fails her calculus test.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
Kevin G says that to Cady when theyre walking into the dance at the end of the mathletes comp. and he says it to Janis when the plastics are dancing at the talent show . duh ;)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
no sweetie . she's right. this is quotes from mean girls. not say whatever you want. if you can't quote it CORRECTLY then don't post a quote and make yourself look stupid. daanks
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
beeyotch you need to get a damn life and let people write wtf they wnt to...u damn *****
Added 2 years ago by guest, -3 points
And it's spelled JANIS! jeez.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
This isn't right, it's damn I'd rather see you out there shaking that thang. " (Kevin says to Janice.)
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
he says "damn! Rather see you out there, shaking tat thang" and he says it to janice
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
He says that to Janice. jeez.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
60.
IM A MOUSE. DUH
5 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
61.
get in the car loserr , we're going shopping!
5 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
It's definitely, "Get in, loser. We're going shopping."
The grammar police is here to save the day.
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
It's definitely, "Get in, loser, we're going shopping."
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
62.
check out her mom's boobs! they're hard as rocks! ;)
5 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
*make sure you check out her mom's boob job. they're hard as rocks!
Added 1 year ago by guest, 2 points
63.
mean girls
first of all its some people dont think i am a virgin because i use jumbo tampons but its not my fault i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! :))
4 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 3 comments
Comments:
No actually youre wrong as well. It's "some people think im lying about being a virgin"
Added 10 months ago by guest, -1 points
when they're in the gym after Mr. Duvall asks all the Junior girls to go there and they're all sharing their "issues."
Added 2 years ago by guest, -1 points
where is this in the movie?
Added 2 years ago by guest, -5 points
64.
you are not stupid Karen, no I am actually, I am failling almost everything.. well thers most be something you are good at?..I can put my whole fist inmy mouth.. wanna see?
4 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
65.
"He's your cousin..."
cause its the best quote of mean girls ever!!!!!
4 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
yeah but there are your cousins and then your first cousins...
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
Karen: Yeah but there are first cousins then second cousins . . . Wait that's not right is it?
Gretchen: That's so not right.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
66.
Regina: Some of us shouldn't have to be here because some of us are just victims in this situation.
Regina: Some of us shouldn't have to be here because some of us are just victims in this situation.
Ms. Norberry: That's probably true. How many of you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
4 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 - 1 comment
Comments:
its "some of us shouldnt have to take this workshop..."
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
67.
but you LOVE lady smith black mambazzo !
Perfection.
3 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
68.
Mom Can You Pick Me Up I'm Scared?
3 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
69.
Don't have sex in the missionary position don't have sex standing up just don't have sex promise?
3 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
now everybody take some rubbers, not now heres some condoms just saying
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
now here's some condoms
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
70.
"i have really bad breath in the morninq." "ewww."
Its funny as i dontknow what.
3 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
morning*......
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
71.
your face smells like peppermint
3 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
72.
You're a mean girl, you're a bitch!
3 points - added 3 years ago by guest -
73.
Regina: Shut Up
Regina: Shut Up
Regina: SHUT UP!
Cady: I didn't say anything
3 points - added 3 years ago by carmen82 -
74.
And I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
2 points - added 9 months ago by guest -
75.
When we were thirteen , she made people sign this petition saying that Janis was a.. DAMIAN! please!
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
76.
Oke, everybody take some rubbers.
The dude is so funny!
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
77.
''Jombo!'' ... What?
This is so dry and funny.
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
78.
''Well, maybe some other time when... my shirt isn't see through.'' ''Oke.'' *looks down sneaky*
Cady just spilled coffee on miss Norberry's shirt. It's see through and mr. Duval finds it interesting.
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
79.
But you love lady blacksmith mambazo!!!
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
80.
Caddy: There has to be something your good at Karen: Well i have a 5th sense....my breasts can tell when its raining
becuase everytime i hear this i almost pee in my pants!!!
2 points - added 1 year ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
*cady
Added 7 months ago by guest, -1 points
81.
"Welcome!" "...I'm from Michigan." "...Great!"
2 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 3 comments
Comments:
No, it's Michigan
Added 10 months ago by guest, 1 point
* im from detroit
Added 12 months ago by guest, -3 points
haaahaaaa (:
Added 1 year ago by guest, 0 points
82.
I can't help that I have a super heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
2 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
Someone wrote in that book that I lie about being a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Added 6 months ago by guest, 0 points
People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but its not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
Added 2 years ago by guest, 2 points
83.
You can go shave your back now Jason!
hehheeee! favee ever quotee!
2 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
84.
I am a pusher caty cats: yeah right a drug pusher
1 point - added 1 year ago by guest -
85.
Cady: I dont know if anyone has told you about me, I'm a new student here.. My name is Cady Herring. Cristen H.: Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass!
Because it's pretty funny
1 point - added 2 years ago by guest -
86.
"You can't sit with us!"
0 points - added 23 days ago by guest -
87.
Regina: "I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!"
0 points - added 8 months ago by guest -
88.
Regina: Homeschooled, that's really interesting. But you're like really pretty. Cady: Thanks. Regina: So you agree? Cady: What? Regina: You think you're really pretty? Cady: oh, i don't know.. Regina: OhmyGod, i love your bracelet, where did you get it? Cady: its my moms in the 80's. Regina: vintage! so adorable. Cady: thanks.
THIS IS WORTHY TO BE LOLED.
0 points - added 9 months ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Thats not right. That random girl's skirt was her moms in the 80s.
Cady's bracelet was made for her by her mom.
Jeez! Get it right!!!
Added 8 months ago by guest, 2 points
89.
You have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Karen at the Halloween party with Gretchen.
0 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
90.
That was the ugliest f-ing skirt ive ever seen!
0 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
91.
"im a cool mom, right regina" "please stop talking"- regina
0 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
92.
Janis: Here have this *Throughs Painting at her* I won a prize Damian: *Drives off* AND I WANT MY PINK SHRIT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
0 points - added 1 year ago by guest -
93.
"thats so fetch"
0 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
94.
principal - I did NOT need this *turns on fire alarm* girl - oh crap MY HAIR
lol ^^
0 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
"awh hell naw. i did not leave the south side for this."
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
95.
Cool Mom
There are no rules in this house im im not like a regular Mom . I'm a Cool Mom!!!
0 points - added 2 years ago by guest -
96.
would you like me to assign some butter to you muffin
-1 point - added 2 years ago by guest -
97.
Kevin G
Mathlete - im like james bond the third, sh sh shaken not stirred
-1 point - added 2 years ago by guest - 1 comment
Comments:
Kevin G: daaaaaaamn!
Janice: what?!
Kevin G: I'd rather see you up there shakin that thang!
Lmfao I love this
Added 10 months ago by guest, 0 points
98.
Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!
-1 point - added 3 years ago by guest - 2 comments
Comments:
Dude seriously?
Added 1 year ago by guest, -1 points
not The South Side, only South Side!
Added 2 years ago by guest, -2 points
99.
You're Puerto Rican?
You're Puerto Rican?
Lebanese.
I feel that.
-1 point - added 3 years ago by carmen82 -
100.
sexual education tip
dont have sex because you will get pregnant, and die!
-5 points - added 2 years ago by guest - 4 comments
Comments:
dude this is like the 10th time this quote was posted...
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
Owned girl that keeps correcting stuff thats already right!
Added 2 years ago by guest, 0 points
^^it happens twice in the movie. one says pregnant and one says chlamydia.
Added 2 years ago by guest, 1 point
its' do not have sex, you will get chlamidia and you will die' sorry :/ i have a need to be right :')
Added 2 years ago by guest, -5 points
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