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The Lamest Excuses For Calling Out From Work

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We've all used a bad excuse to call in sick. Here are the lamest ones used. Avoid these!

Rated 1 point - posted 12 years ago by Naya Lizardo in category Other.
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My allergies are acting up. I'll be in as soon as I stop sneezing. Report Abuse
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I'm still drunk from last night. Report Abuse
Do I even need to explain why this is one of the worst excuses! The worst thing is that this excuse does get used often. I've heard it myself.
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I won't be in today because I can't find my clothes. Report Abuse
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My dog is having puppies and I need to help her. Report Abuse
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I came down with a bad case of something or other. Report Abuse
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my front door fell off my house Report Abuse
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I am sick and have 110 degree fever Report Abuse
The absolute lamest excuse. I know of someone actually using this one. I guess they were calling from the grave!
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I need a mental day. Report Abuse
Use this one if you want your boss to think you've crazy and need to be locked up.
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I didn't want to be late for work again today so I called in sick instead Report Abuse
You can't excuse your absenteeism with your inability to be at work on time!!
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I tried to dye my hair blonde, but it came out green Report Abuse
I have heard of many women use this excuse. Put a hat on and get to work!
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I didn't come to work because I thought it was Saturday. Report Abuse
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The hot water tap broke on the bathtub. Report Abuse
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My car caught on fire Report Abuse
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The city is paving my street and I cant get out Report Abuse
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My spouse is too sick to get out of bed, so I'm staying home to take care of her/him. Report Abuse
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my keys are locked in my car Report Abuse
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Locked myself in the bathroom Report Abuse
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I ate bad sushi last night. Report Abuse
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my cat hid my car key because he gets lonesome when I'm gone. Report Abuse
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I am having emotional problems Report Abuse
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I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy Report Abuse
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My stigmata's acting up. Report Abuse
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