The Lamest Excuses For Calling Out From Work
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We've all used a bad excuse to call in sick. Here are the lamest ones used. Avoid these!
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1.
My allergies are acting up. I'll be in as soon as I stop sneezing.
4 points - added 14 years ago by guest -
2.
I'm still drunk from last night.
Do I even need to explain why this is one of the worst excuses! The worst thing is that this excuse does get used often. I've heard it myself.
1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
3.
I won't be in today because I can't find my clothes.
1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
4.
My dog is having puppies and I need to help her.
1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
5.
I came down with a bad case of something or other.
1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
6.
my front door fell off my house
1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
7.
I am sick and have 110 degree fever
The absolute lamest excuse. I know of someone actually using this one. I guess they were calling from the grave!
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
8.
I need a mental day.
Use this one if you want your boss to think you've crazy and need to be locked up.
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
9.
I didn't want to be late for work again today so I called in sick instead
You can't excuse your absenteeism with your inability to be at work on time!!
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
10.
I tried to dye my hair blonde, but it came out green
I have heard of many women use this excuse. Put a hat on and get to work!
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
11.
I didn't come to work because I thought it was Saturday.
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
12.
The hot water tap broke on the bathtub.
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
13.
My car caught on fire
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
14.
The city is paving my street and I cant get out
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
15.
My spouse is too sick to get out of bed, so I'm staying home to take care of her/him.
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
16.
my keys are locked in my car
0 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
17.
Locked myself in the bathroom
-1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
18.
I ate bad sushi last night.
-1 point - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
19.
my cat hid my car key because he gets lonesome when I'm gone.
-5 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
20.
I am having emotional problems
-5 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
21.
I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy
-5 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
22.
My stigmata's acting up.
-5 points - added 15 years ago by Naya Lizardo -
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