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Best Common Oxymorons

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Oxymorons are combinations of contradictory words.

Rated 6 points - posted 11 years ago by mdolleris in category Other.
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Fighting for Peace Report Abuse
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Chuck Noris Report Abuse
He is best at everything, including this.
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Does not meet any requirements for oxymoron.
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Good grief Report Abuse
Charlie Brown's favorite exclamation is a perfect example of an oxymoron. How can grief be good?
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Suicide victim Report Abuse
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new classic Report Abuse
listening to the radio "......New classic from taylor swift everbody" ummm yeah okayy!
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The Living Dead Report Abuse
Living and Dead are differate from each other
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Military intelligence Report Abuse
There is no such thing!
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Silent alarm Report Abuse
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Black light Report Abuse
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Pure evil Report Abuse
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Jumbo shrimp Report Abuse
You might see this on the menu at your local seafood restaurant, but "jumbo shrimp" makes no sense.
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Young adult Report Abuse
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Act Naturally Report Abuse
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Natural makeup Report Abuse
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pretty ugly Report Abuse
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Now then Report Abuse
Which is it, now or then?
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Religious Freedom Report Abuse
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Automatic Door: Push to open Report Abuse
It contradicts Its self and it's pretty funny
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Civil War Report Abuse
Most wars, including this one, are not civil.
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Even Odds Report Abuse
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Terribly pleased Report Abuse
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Man child Report Abuse
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Girly man Report Abuse
Not many men are girly. And not many girls are manly.
-2 points - added 11 years ago by mdolleris - 1 comment
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antiquated example. Today many girls do look manly and many men do look girly.
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Recent history Report Abuse
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Social science Report Abuse
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Graduate student Report Abuse
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Assistant supervisor Report Abuse
Are you the assistant or the supervisor?
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Small crowd Report Abuse
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