1.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
2 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
2.
I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
3.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
4.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
5.
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
6.
Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical.
He's not so good at fractions.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
7.
This is like deja vu all over again.
This is perhaps his most famous quote. Apparently he thought he was going through something for the fourth time.
1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
8.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
9.
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. [after he was told he looked cool]
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
10.
I made a wrong mistake.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
11.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
12.
I didn't really say everything I said.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
13.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
14.
Do you mean now? [said when he was asked the time]
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
15.
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
16.
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
His best quotes are the overly-repetitive ones like this one.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
17.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
It's a good thing he still took that wrong train.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
18.
He must have made that [movie] before he died.
I wouldn't want to see a movie made after he died.
0 points - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
19.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
-1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
20.
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
-1 point - added 15 years ago by mdolleris -
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