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Funny Pet Fish Names

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Rated 15 points - posted 14 years ago by BrendaKaye in category Other.

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1.

Swim Shady

43 points - added 7 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

I have two fish. One is Swim Shady and the other is Dr. Fillet 😂😂😂

Added 7 years ago by guest, 3 points

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Osama Fin Laden

34 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Jaws

34 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 2 comments

Comments:

Do fish have teeth?

Added 9 years ago by guest, 0 points

I think JAWS sounds like a good name for a fish!!!!

Added 10 years ago by guest, 5 points

4.

James Pond

Ha Ha

33 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

HA HA just like James Bond

Added 10 years ago by guest, -1 points

5.

Sushi

30 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 8 comments

Comments:

great name! im going to name my fish that!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

fresh water fish dont tast good trust me

Added 6 years ago by guest, -2 points

NO don't eat your fish.

Added 6 years ago by guest, 5 points

You shouldn't eat your fish that's mean and disgusting but I love the name sushi especially since mine is white and yellow

Added 7 years ago by guest, 5 points

Meanie!

Added 9 years ago by guest, -4 points

Two of my Mom's roomates ate her fish for a dare while she was in college.

Added 9 years ago by guest, 0 points

I'll eat my fish

Added 10 years ago by guest, -8 points

i think ill name my fish sushi

Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points

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Sapphire

Perfect for blue bettas. Me had fish named Sapphire, and she was best fish me ever had. :)

23 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Cool name but not my pick but it's still cool😄

Added 8 years ago by guest, 1 point

7.

Bubbles!

because it bubbles

23 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 9 comments

Comments:

I had a fish called dory, and a fish called nemo. Bare in mind that they were goldfish. My other fish was called Goldie (imaginative!)

Added 6 years ago by guest, -1 points

I called mine daisy maisy rosie

Added 6 years ago by guest, 1 point

Call em "Gills" dont just read it. Say the following out loud:"What up Gills?" good name for a fish.

Added 8 years ago by guest, 4 points

I have 2 high fin fish they are both females I named them bubble and trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😘

Added 8 years ago by guest, 4 points

Really bubbles? everyone calls their fish bubbles. Do some thing intreseting like jaws or mr.flush

Added 10 years ago by guest, -5 points

I think I might name my fish BUBBLES!!!!!! its soooo cute for a name because its simple and sounds like a really good name for a fish!!!!! this site really helped me find a good fish name!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!

Added 10 years ago by guest, 1 point

Bubbles is awesome i said bubbles is a cool name and it made it in first!!!!!!!!!!

Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points

I called my fish bubbles x

Added 11 years ago by guest, 1 point

I might use that name sooooo cute!! LOL!

Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Pearl

19 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 2 comments

Comments:

You should also add Earl!

Added 9 years ago by guest, 4 points

My fish name Pearl

Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points

9.

Pablo

I like it

18 points - added 9 years ago by guest -

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Phish

14 points - added 9 years ago by guest -

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Salt and Pepper. (For 2 fish)

A white fish and a black fish. Good pair.

14 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Salt is white pepper is black I've got a white fish but not a black one

Added 10 years ago by guest, 1 point

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Mother Sucker Jones, Bobby fillet

mother Sucker Jones is for a sucker fish lol

13 points - added 9 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

I kinda sorta VERYMUCH dislike that name.

Added 9 years ago by guest, -3 points

13.

nemo

The cute fish from the movie LOOKING FOR NEMO

13 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 6 comments

Comments:

It's FINDING NEMO

Added 9 years ago by guest, -4 points

DO YOU EVEN AUSSIE MATE IT'S FINDING NEMO

Added 10 years ago by guest, -1 points

It is not called "looking for NEMO" it is called "Finding Nemo"

Added 13 years ago by guest, -4 points

hahaha LOOKING FOR NEMO... tht just made my day:)

Added 13 years ago by guest, 11 points

FINDING nemo

Added 13 years ago by guest, -3 points

you mean Finding Nemo...

Added 13 years ago by guest, -2 points

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MikeHawk

12 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

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Salmon

This might be a little obvious, but you could call it 'Sam' for short. If you have two fish, it would also be cute to have one name 'Salmon' and the other one 'Tuna'

11 points - added 7 years ago by guest -

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Rocket & Typhoon

For two awesome, fast fish (who need names)!

11 points - added 9 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Yeah! Two totally rad swisher names, dude! I'm totally bonza! Totally naming' my two new swishers that! Huh, Swisher, I should also take that to consideration.

Added 9 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Terminator

11 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

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Steve

Cuze Steve is an awsome name

11 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments

Comments:

this name is awesome

Added 10 years ago by guest, 3 points

my bettas name is steve aguafria (coldwater)

Added 11 years ago by guest, 3 points

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Mrs. Sushi

Mrs. Sushi is an awesome name for a fish!

9 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

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Boris & Coral

Because they sound adorable together! That's why!

9 points - added 9 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

so cute! i made a list of good fish names, and now it has two more.

Added 9 years ago by guest, 0 points

21.

billy bob

9 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS THE BEST NAME EVER!!!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

22.

cow

eat beaf!

8 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

this is my fishes name! haha thats awesome XD

Added 13 years ago by guest, -3 points

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goldie

great name for gold fish

8 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

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sugar and spice (for 2 fish)

Awesome names I love them btw its for a white fish and a black one ooohhh do I sound racist when I say that?

7 points - added 10 years ago by guest -

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Bubble07

its funny and clever!!! :-)

7 points - added 10 years ago by guest -

26.

Whatever

Fish can actually learn this name very quickly.

6 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

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Mojojojo

unique and so cool. my guppy's name!

6 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

i like that name i think im gonna name mine mojojojo

Added 13 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Gill

The name of Bob's goldfish in the movie"What About Bob".

6 points - added 14 years ago by Mother Nature -

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Oprah Finfrey

5 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Gilbert

It's amazing

5 points - added 9 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

I love my fish I never knew Gilbert was a popular name Before I saw this thats what he was named

Added 8 years ago by guest, 4 points

31.

Caviar

mmm....

5 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Great name

Added 9 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Narwhal

NARWHALS ARE AWESOME !!!

4 points - added 8 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Narwhals are underwater unicorns 🦄💧

Added 8 years ago by guest, 4 points

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Hector

4 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

34.

bonnie + clyde

4 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments

Comments:

what about 'sonny +cher'? lol

Added 12 years ago by guest, -3 points

that's what mine were named but I changed it

Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points

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Sunny side up

cuz if your fish is yellow then yay!!!!!

4 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments

Comments:

Make sure your fish is gold or yellow if it isn't don't name your fish sunny side up

Added 10 years ago by guest, -3 points

that is cute, i wish my fish was yellow so i could name it that. :)

Added 12 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Hero

fish are heros

4 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

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FREDDY!!!! (:

Cuz dats my fishes name!!! (:

4 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

so last year

Added 8 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Ariel

The princess in Disney’s the Little Mermaid movie.

4 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 1 comment

Comments:

i love that name!!!!

Added 11 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Dorothy

Elmo’s pet Goldfish

4 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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Bubble 07

If James Bond was a fish he would be called Bubble 07 .....Or James Pond

3 points - added 6 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

I named my fish this. Thanks for the idea 👍🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Added 5 years ago by guest, 2 points

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Wiggles

It's cute

3 points - added 9 years ago by guest -

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Poop

For funny jokes like "smells like poop in here"; "i wonder if this is what my poop would taste like if I ate it" etc, etc. Ps " my poop looks good today"

3 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 3 comments

Comments:

I'm naming my fish that !!!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 1 point

This made my day

Added 7 years ago by guest, 1 point

you coppeed me

Added 9 years ago by guest, -1 points

43.

mickey

its a cool name

3 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

You mean Micky mouse

Added 10 years ago by guest, 4 points

44.

Sushi & Cod

3 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

45.

Lola

3 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments

Comments:

Lola also means grandma in the Philippines

Added 6 years ago by guest, 1 point

My best friends name is Lola

Added 10 years ago by guest, 5 points

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Herbert & Hoover

Only if you got two AWESOME fish!! (:

3 points - added 14 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Hoover might suck up Herbert and his food

Added 10 years ago by guest, 1 point

47.

DIck face

Yes

2 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Fishy Fisherton

2 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Dude

reveryinbe says dude so why notrf mane ur fish duyde becsyase its acoool college fishy

2 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

50.

I named my purple fish Yzma and my biggest fish Kuzco

Because they fit together so well and it's funny

2 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

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Fern

A pretty name for a female fish.

2 points - added 9 years ago by guest -

52.

SpongeBob

2 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 3 comments

Comments:

that is so tragic

Added 5 years ago by guest, 0 points

My fish was named sponge bob until it jumped out of the bowl then it was named flipper the very next morning he died

Added 10 years ago by guest, 3 points

That is a very cool name

Added 10 years ago by guest, 5 points

53.

Tuna

2 points - added 10 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Eat tuna

Added 6 years ago by guest, -1 points

54.

seli and foam

it sounds awsome

2 points - added 13 years ago by guest -

55.

sonny and bonkers

because its a really good names for 2 fisheys lol

2 points - added 13 years ago by Mollylovesfish - 1 comment

Comments:

Why

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Ferb

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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Elmo

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 1 comment

Comments:

thats so cute!!!!!!!!!!!

Added 13 years ago by guest, -1 points

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Gloria

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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Tex

A real cowboy fish name

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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Bob

A good basic name

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 1 comment

Comments:

❤❤❤

Added 7 years ago by guest, 4 points

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Harry

How many fish do you know that have hair?

2 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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Admiral grumpy gills

Because it’s adorable

1 point - added 4 years ago by guest -

63.

James Pond

1 point - added 5 years ago by guest -

64.

Phish Styx

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

65.

Chris P. Fish

I think this is a humorous name for a fish! (Don't eat your fish tho :) )

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Ben/Tom & Jerry

We have 2 fish and my sister could name them so they’re called Ben & Jerry (like the icecream) but if one ever dies their names would be Tom and Jerry. (It doesn’t matter if Jerry dies just call the other one Jerry it’s not like they can hear you or something

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Rick and Morty

From the series Rick and Morty, super clever and perfect for two little hill digs he, one fully black and one orange and white or just white. Super cute and I named my fish this on my birthday and everybody loved it. And I mean EVERYBODY! But yeah cute names for cute fish 💖🐟

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

Two little goldfish sorry, autocorrect!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

68.

Mr fancy pants Jr

Because I think it's cooool

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

BEST NAME EVER!!!!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 1 point

69.

DaVinci, Oscar or Hercules!!!

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

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I named my frogs Slippy and Stripes

I did this because they looked like a Slippy and a Stripes... I mean its also going to die in like 5-10 years so whats the point on getting committed.. I mean we all die at some point so why even get connected to creatures that will die before us? Let alone frogs or fish...

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Fish Fieri

How many times have you heard this one ??

1 point - added 6 years ago by guest -

72.

Sammy

1 point - added 7 years ago by guest -

73.

Honky Lips ( for the sucker Fish and kissing gourami )

1 point - added 8 years ago by guest -

74.

Macaroni and Cheese. ( for 2 fish)

This is a good name if you like macaroni & cheese. You could call macaroni, Mac for short.:)

1 point - added 10 years ago by guest - 3 comments

Comments:

oh my lord yaaaaaassssssssss so adorable

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

Ha ha! I love Macaroni and cheese, and I am totally going to name my two fish that!

Added 6 years ago by guest, 0 points

Wow cool name

Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points

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Abraham.

Because. Abraham!!

1 point - added 11 years ago by guest -

76.

Sigsbee

1 point - added 13 years ago by guest -

77.

Fish&Chip (for two fish)

sad when chip dies and you have a fish named fish.... But very good when telling your friends :P

1 point - added 14 years ago by guest - 4 comments

Comments:

but why would u name a fish "fish"?

Added 7 years ago by guest, 0 points

Make sure fish doesn't eat chip

Added 10 years ago by guest, 2 points

FISH AND CHIP that is awesome

Added 12 years ago by guest, 0 points

that is so sweet those names i'm considering for my two fish

Added 12 years ago by guest, 2 points

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Grover

1 point - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

79.

Manny

1 point - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 1 comment

Comments:

Diary of a wimpy kid

Added 8 years ago by guest, 1 point

80.

Scales

1 point - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye - 1 comment

Comments:

Im going to name my fish scales to!

Added 12 years ago by guest, 1 point

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Cleopatra

1 point - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

82.

Bluper

My Beta fish name

0 points - added 4 years ago by guest -

83.

cheeto

0 points - added 5 years ago by guest -

84.

swim shady and snailer swift opera finfread i think these are hilarius

these are hilarious to me lol haha

0 points - added 5 years ago by guest -

85.

Agua

0 points - added 5 years ago by guest -

86.

Cosmo

Some fish are cosmic colors and some names don’t make sense. I have a fish who looks just like a Cosmo and it totally suits him?

0 points - added 5 years ago by guest -

87.

guppie goldberg

idek

0 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

88.

ann chovy

hahahahahahahahha

0 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

89.

Gills

Because of that fish have gills

0 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

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Pumpkin

You should name your fish Pumpkin because if you get a orange fish around Halloween it can be a prefect name

0 points - added 6 years ago by guest -

91.

Rudolph

It is a cute and funny and it's like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

0 points - added 7 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

SO CUTEEEE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🐴🐴🐴🐴😌😌🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😍

Added 6 years ago by guest, -2 points

92.

prankster and dankster (2 fish)

the coolest fish in da pond

0 points - added 7 years ago by guest - 1 comment

Comments:

so mlg

Added 7 years ago by guest, 1 point

93.

Harry and Barry or sugar and spice or salt and pepper

Because it's perfect for people getting two fish

0 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

94.

Trouble and bubble

Because they rhyme!

0 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

95.

Peanut

0 points - added 8 years ago by guest -

96.

Jazz

I can't count how many people name their fish Jazz. But it's cute.

0 points - added 9 years ago by guest - 5 comments

Comments:

my name is jazz,jazmine is my longer name

Added 9 years ago by guest, 1 point

Everyone should name their fish Jazz!

Added 9 years ago by guest, 2 points

Sounds perfect for a red or blue betta! That's what I will name my fish!

Added 9 years ago by guest, 2 points

yeah that is just the most adorable name ever! I need to get another fish so I can name it Jazz.

Added 9 years ago by guest, 5 points

I know so cute

Added 9 years ago by guest, 5 points

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Dorrie

My fafourate fish from finding nemo

0 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 2 comments

Comments:

Nice name! & it's cool too.=D

Added 9 years ago by guest, -4 points

its not Dorrie its Dory!

Added 10 years ago by guest, -2 points

98.

dixon, cox, and peters, (for three gay fish)

0 points - added 13 years ago by guest - 3 comments

Comments:

you are soooo inappropriate dude!

Added 9 years ago by guest, -1 points

That's hilarious dude I'm naming my fish cox and dixon

Added 10 years ago by guest, 0 points

Wow. REALLY dude?

Added 11 years ago by guest, -1 points

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Spider

0 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

100.

Snake

0 points - added 14 years ago by BrendaKaye -

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