1.
Honky tonk Badonkadonk
The name says it all.
4 points - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
2.
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Really? Those are the only 2 options?
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
3.
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Who comes up with these lyrics?
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
4.
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
5.
I Got in At 2 with a 10 and Woke up at 10 with a 2
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
6.
I Wanna Check You for Ticks
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
7.
Love me Like my Dog Does
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
8.
Achy Breaky Heart
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
9.
Watermelon Crawl
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
10.
Sutck Like Glue
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
11.
Red Solo Cup
Any song built around a red plastic cup deserves to be on this list.
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
12.
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
13.
Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
14.
I Wanna Talk about Me
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
15.
Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
This blurs the line between the Christmas and country genres, but it is awful no matter what category.
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
16.
I'm Still a Guy
Come on Brad Paisley. You can do better!
1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
17.
Peel Me a Nanner
-1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
18.
If the Phone Don't Rinb, It's Me Not Calling You Up
-1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
19.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
Oh, the agony of listening to this song.
-1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
20.
Get off the Table, Mabel
-1 point - added 11 years ago by kimmik -
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