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“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.”
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“Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
Your a lucky, lucky, man, Johnny.
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3.
“We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”
It is the absolute truth and more people need to understand that they are normal by being abnormal.
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4.
“Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't.”
This is the true sign of a music lover.
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“if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.”
Why can't everyone understand this?
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“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
This is what defines a genuine family man.
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“I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.”
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8.
“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”
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9.
“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
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10.
“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”
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11.
“She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.”
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12.
“I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.”
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13.
“With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying. ”
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14.
“If there's any message, it is ultimately that it's okay to be different; that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.”
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“One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...”
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“I think everybody's nuts.”
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17.
“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
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18.
“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”
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19.
“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
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20.
“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”
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