Best Racehorse Names
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1.
Hoof Hearted
It's funnier if you say it real fast like a track announcer would.
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Bodacious Tatas
Inappropriate names rarely get past authorities who register horse names, but this is one of the best examples of one that did. Imagine being a track announcer who has to call his name with enthusiasm and he crosses the finish line first.
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Onoitsmymothernlaw
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Man O War
You know the theory that a child's name may influence what he or she does in life? It could be said the name "Man O War" contributed to this horse's success.
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War Admiral
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Citation
Assault and Citation are examples of great one-word names that dominated horse racing's glory days.
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Assault
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Oprah Winney
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Hello Newman
A good track announcer would say it just like Jerry did.
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I Want Revenge
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Go Dick Go
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Deweycheatumnhowe
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No Fat Chicks
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Gee Spot
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Whykickamoocow
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Scorched Panties
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Mile High Club
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Comply or Die
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Flat Fleet Feet
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Go Tebow Go
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