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Rated 6 points - posted 8 years ago by xeniam in category Other.
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. Report Abuse
Quote by Oscar Levant
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I took a speed reading course and read 'war and peace'in 20 min.. It involves Russia. Report Abuse
Quote by Woody Allen
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. Report Abuse
Quote by Victor Hugo
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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. Report Abuse
Quote by H.L. Mencken
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There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? Report Abuse
Quote by Dick Cavett
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There are many who dared not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. Report Abuse
Quote by Cyril Connelly
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. Report Abuse
Quote by Cullen Hightower
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. Now I'm beginning to believe it. Report Abuse
Quote by Clarence Darrow
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If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. Report Abuse
Quote by Anon
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Report Abuse
Quote by Scott Adams
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespear: now, thanks to the internet, we know that is not true. Report Abuse
Quote by Robert Wilensky
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Report Abuse
Quote by Richard Lewis
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Report Abuse
Quote by Lily Tomlin
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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. Report Abuse
Quote by Jean Rostand
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Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the clown. Report Abuse
Quote by Carl Sagan
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Those who believe in telekinetic's, raise my hand. Report Abuse
Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Report Abuse
Quote by Norm Crosby
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I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-tellers parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but no body ever told me I was a police woman getting ready to arrest her. Report Abuse
Quote by New York City Detective
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Report Abuse
Quote by Oscar Wilde
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Report Abuse
Quote by John Wilmot
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