Funniest Country Song Titles
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1.
I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even.
That's how to get back at someone.
10 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
2.
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I'd go with the latter.
8 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
3.
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
Uh oH
7 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
4.
I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
6 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
5.
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
6 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
6.
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
5 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
7.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
1 point - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
8.
I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here
1 point - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
9.
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
1 point - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
10.
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
1 point - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
11.
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
1 point - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
12.
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
13.
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
14.
Please Bypass My Heart
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
15.
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
16.
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
17.
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
18.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
19.
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
20.
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.
A great breakup song.
0 points - added 13 years ago by lyn113003 -
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